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posted on 29 Nov 2017 in Signs

Just try to get past the water cooler…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Repost from 5/6/2006.

37 captions

  1. Ghost08 | 5:42 pm |

    Going through more temps than any other business world wide.

  2. me | 10:57 am |

    Mandatory Mini skirts-

  3. DP Interworld | 1:17 am |

    Well, at least I know I won’t get a lawsuit for bending a few social norms haha

  4. iLock | 4:08 am |

    Those lights look pretty Spacey…
    Especially when you’ve been drinking.
    Don’t get too immersed in the glitz though, you
    might spill your drink…and you don’t want any WineStains on you.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Careful someone doesn’t grab you by the front entrance.

  6. Marum | 4:15 am |

    Sounds like the regular army.

  7. Marum | 4:18 am |

    Yen TO F___!

    Sounds fairly normal to me.

  8. Marum | 4:20 am |

    @DNT 0409. Getting rammed through the backdoor, would be a greater worry.

  9. Marum | 4:22 am |

    This place is so much fun, they are rolling in the isles.

  10. Marum | 4:31 am |

    You will be served in turn.

    No banging on the counter aloud.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |

    Plenty of suits here.

  12. Long Tom | 4:42 am |

    Disappointingly, it doesn’t say where the sign is located.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    Of course, there is a handling fee.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    All the employees are hired hands

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:46 am |

    Is it a pubic or privates company?

  16. coffeebot | 5:57 am |

    Went public

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:13 am |

    ♩ The Girls Just wanna Have Fu– ♪♩

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:15 am |

    Suck Ho Bldg or Lovatory?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:17 am |

    ”2 F” says it all.

  20. Marum | 6:24 am |

    4 Sexual Harassment Companies. = 1 buggary battalion.

    3 Buggary Battalions = 1 Deviant Brigade.

    3 Deviant Brigades = 1 Perverted Division,

    2 Perverted Divisions = 1 Necrohphilla Corps.

    2Necrophilla Corps = THE WHOLE F—ING ARMY..

  21. Frank Burns | 6:39 am |

    Now featuring Matt Lauer!

  22. Frank Burns | 6:46 am |

    You’re not going to want to touch the copy machine.

  23. Pete | 9:08 am |

    That’s funny…the Japanese says nothing about “Seku-haru” (Sexual Harrassment).

    It says, from top to bottom:

    New Employees
    Sexual Harrassment Company
    This building, second floor. Photo viewing free of charge.
    Free of Charge Information Center

  24. algernon | 2:28 pm |

    Not a great crowd

  25. algernon | 2:29 pm |

    Guess they’re poking around

  26. Mark | 3:55 pm |

    not sure about this latest attempt at rebranding by Hollywood

  27. Long Tom | 5:00 pm |

    Now Garrison Keillor has been fired for “improper behavior”.

    It was bad enough when it was Bill Cosby.

  28. Water imp | 5:22 pm |

    “Mr. Lauer, you’re hired!”

  29. Droll not Troll | 6:01 pm |

    Busily working their fingers to the boner.

  30. Droll not Troll | 10:06 pm |

    @Long Tom | 5:00 pm: It’s getting ridiculous! Some people have no sense of perspective.
    From what I read of the Keillor story, I’ve been “groped” worse than his alleged victim. I’m male, my “groper” was a married woman. We were/are friends, just kidding around. End of story.

  31. Long Tom | 5:24 am |

    @DnT: Common sense, if nothing else, would suggest that Keillor had done more than merely that if someone as prominent as him were to be fired as opposed to be, say, suspended.

  32. PeeBee | 3:22 pm |

    Applicants must be able to take dicktation.

  33. Marum | 4:48 am |

    @Long Tom.0524. Who knows. Whenever I have taken a woman to court ,they have played the female card.

    Ie. My lawyer has acted and a bullying and threatening manner to them.

    I have threatened them. (Despite the fact, that on my lawyers advice, I had never spoken to the insane bitch for nearly a year – not even to acknowledge her presence)

    I even received two carloads of police on my property, and they wouldn’t even tell me what the complaint against me was.

    Plus many other things.

    My crime? I assume it is being a male.

    I can assure everyone, I never threaten….I act.

  34. Long Tom | 2:16 pm |

    Maybe Keillor has been railroaded, maybe there were other bad things he’s done, maybe they just wanted to get rid of him and any pretext would do. But they not just fired him, they ended “Prairie Home Companion” as we

    Of course there were phony claims of abuse and rape. Michael Jackson: absolutely no evidence he was a pederast. The MacMartin Preschool: Rumors of their molesting their charges were also completely fabricated.

  35. Peter Chan | 2:57 pm |

    No vacancy

  36. Lora | 10:26 am |

    Be sure to wear your best suit. As in your sexual harassment suit.

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