Tewajic!

posted on 28 Nov 2017 in Chinglish

bewakable

Pewevent Accidents!

Photo courtesy of Thomas Harnett.
Found on luggage in Zhonghsan, China.

33 captions

  1. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Jesu Kwisto.

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |

    EDIT Jesu Kewisto!

  3. Marum | 4:05 am |

    If you unbewakeable, you are probably dead.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    If I hear the sound of breaking glass I’ll be awake.

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Centuwean, bweak up that cwowd. Pontius Pilate).

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Is it fewagile?

  7. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Also: This side up.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Ew!

  9. Marum | 4:10 am |

    If they are hanging too low, you may need a Fewok Lift.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    I sleep. Therefore I’m wakable.

  11. Marum | 4:14 am |

    Is the glass empty, or half full?

    If half full, then half full of what.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    In case of fiew, bewak glass and use a fiew extinguishwe.

  13. Marum | 4:19 am |

    Orrait! Whose turn is it, in the carton?

    If you weren’t before, you will end up totally bewoken.

  14. Marum | 4:21 am |

    Yes indeed. Some Chinese cewumpet will go nicely with my coffee for beweakfast.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Bewak

    Gikan sa Wikipedia, ang gawasnong ensiklopedya

    Bewak maoy pulo sa Indonesia.[1] Ang Bewak nahimutang sa lalawigan sa Provinsi Kepulauan Riau, sa kasadpang bahin sa nasod, 900 km sa amihanan sa ulohang dakbayan Jakarta. Mga dapit nga gitawag Bewak sa Indonesia …

    Yes, that’s it.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |

    I tawt I taw a puddy tat bewake it.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    @ Marum | 4:14 am: Bewandy.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |

    Bewildering.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |

    To bewakable, or not to bewakable, that is the luggage.

  20. coffeebot | 6:20 am |

    Fewagile handle with cawere

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |

    Bewakable or Wakeupable?

  22. Yu No Hoo | 6:38 am |

    Nonsense, it’s just fudd.

  23. Big Fat Cat | 7:04 am |

    We Bleak this Bed to Share in the Buddy of Chris!

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 9:09 am |

    Teees whill be pwerfect for teh wewdding wecweption aftwer the mawage of Pwince Humperdwingk and Wady Buhtacup.

  25. Lora | 10:49 am |

    Doesn’t the gawass on the wable usuawwy have a cawack in it?

  26. Droll not Troll | 3:22 pm |

    According to Roger Miller, it isn’t Be-waka-be, it’s Do-wacka-do.

  27. algernon | 4:32 pm |

    Splashed

  28. algernon | 4:33 pm |

    Fline of a dlink

  29. Droll not Troll | 4:55 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 6:38 am: Of course! I should have said : Bewildering and beFuddling.

  30. Marum | 12:12 am |

    @Nonsuch Ned 0909.

    Good one mate. Bloody hilarious.

  31. Marum | 12:24 am |

    The reason for this, is that the seats are fixed. So you throw water on the seats , so your bare bum can slide.

  32. Peter Chan | 2:54 pm |

    And fawagile too

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