A little peasant sweat on the side

posted on 15 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus


Trying to watch my peasant carbs…

Photo courtesy of Tony G.
Found in China.

19 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    I don’t often get the wind before eating a meal!

  2. algernon | 5:01 am |

    Make sure the peasants dead

  3. algernon | 5:02 am |

    A little croaker, I thought they were alive

  4. Frank Burns | 5:13 am |

    Kermit! Nooooo!

  5. Yu No Hoo | 5:22 am |

    AKA serf and turf.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 5:26 am |

    Don’t pig out on the blunt snout.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |

    – Uhh … Sauteed vegetable soup 2 cup rice, please.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:43 am |

    – Waiter, these meals are terrible. There are two spaces between ‘starch’ and ‘beef’, the green pepper can’t hold the salt fish at all, and that little croaker just said ”libbit”!

  9. Marum | 6:10 am |

    Salt fish? Ah Bagoong. Just like anchovies, goes great on Pizza.

    Bagoong = Fermented fish paste. (Philippines)

  10. Marum | 6:17 am |

    A Russian Count visited the King’s Estates and went out hunting with some of the courtiers.

    When asked how he went he replied. “Not too bad. I shot several peasants.”

    Courtier: “Oh! The Count’s English is not so good. He means several Pheasants.”

    Count: My English is perfect. I meant Peasants. They were so ineffably rude, I shot them!”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:50 am |

    – Waiter! Is this snout?
    – Oh no, Madam, it snot!

  12. EffEff | 8:00 am |

    How times have changed.Fifty years ago, capitalist starch meat would have been on the menu at the same restaurant.

  13. Marum | 8:22 am |

    Manggang hilaw.

    Green Mango with Bagoong. Yumm.

    Philippines fast food.

  14. Marum | 8:29 am |

    BTW. If it is your first try, don’t eat too much. The green mango may well get you moving….Rapidly and often.🏃

  15. Big Fat Cat | 11:34 am |

    Little Croakers are the offsprings of Betty Crocker and they are delicious.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:01 pm |

    – The wind blunt snout bream starch beef green pepper fry sauce meat hold salt fish peasant starch meat pan fry little croaker, please.
    – Umm, eh … Second door on the left, Sir.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:17 pm |

    Peasant starch isn’t so bad as long as the cook doesn’t peon it.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:30 am |

    ” The wind blunt snout bream starch beef
    Teh rain dull trunk crap push lamp … ”

    – Edgar Yuan Poo

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