Come on, I got a family to feed down here.

posted on 18 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging

sweet-pig

If Santa’s elves ever come up missing, I know where to check first.

Photo courtesy of Sharon W.
Bag found in Japan.

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  1. Marum | 4:01 am |

    Discovery is fun?

    Depends on who you are discovering.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Damn those dwarfs eating stomachs

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Sounds like doctors and nurses

  4. Marum | 4:04 am |

    Some people are only hungarian for money.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    After the dwarves have finished eating, there is gnome more food.

  6. Marum | 4:11 am |

    It’s really a Penis Fly Trap.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Some people like to pig out. Dwarfs like to pig in.

  8. Marum | 4:15 am |

    @DNT 0411. I guess there is only a gnomenal chance they will serve more.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |

    If you’re eating a lot, you can expect parking problems or even get Parkingson’s

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:57 am |

    They say a half pint every day is healthy.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |

    Isn’t Anomal Planet even funnier?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:12 am |

    I’ve never seen a pig that looks so much like a beer.

  13. Long Tom | 5:26 am |

    So it’s not just pregnant women who have to eat for two.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |

    And that’s why I stay away from tequila.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |

    Dwarfs in the stomach, eh? Would you like some shortbread?

  16. Marum | 6:35 am |

    I was operating the mate’s lathe, when I heard this snuffling sound. Looking down I saw this juvenile pig. In an automatic reaction I grabbed the 1.5lb engineers hammer off the lathe,and in one swing. dispatched the pig. I took it home ,cleaned and filleted it, and put it in the freezer.

    An hour later I was back operating the lathe when I heard a voice: “Scuse me mister. Have you seen our pet pig?” &# 128126; Instant remorse. But it still tasted delicious.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:35 am |

    If the young pig looks like a beer, in a few years it will be somewhat lager.

  18. Marum | 6:35 am |

    🡦

  19. Marum | 6:37 am |

    @DNT 0635 If it is whisky, it could be in a Hogshead.

  20. Marum | 6:42 am |

    1 Hogshead = 6 Firkins

    So. How;s yer firkin?

  21. Marum | 6:44 am |

    Seriously; 1 Hogshead = 54 Gallons.

  22. jjhitt | 7:21 am |

    The dwarves are eating bacon.

  23. Classic Steve | 8:41 am |

    I think that’s a tapeworm.

  24. Frank Burns | 9:05 am |

    Manbearpig strikes again!

  25. Lora | 2:25 pm |

    As long as the dwarfs don’t drop the dishes, blunt the knives, and bend the forks in there too I’m okay with that.

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:08 pm |

    This isn’t the normal way for small traders to get into pork bellies!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    The blue ones are simply called ‘pigs’

  28. EffEff | 8:25 am |

    “When the toilets [?] in your stomach got your munchies on your mind, there’s no place like Boston Pizza.” That’s an old commercial jingle for a Canadian restaurant.

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