Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

posted on 11 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

jade-stone-massage

That’s kind of the expensive…

Photo courtesy of Rik Dawson.
Found in Thailand. 

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:02 am |

    I have the weirdest powerful right now….

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Especially if a Maori dongs you with a Patu.

    (Greenstone Club) Greenstone = Maori Jade.

  3. Marum | 4:05 am |

    I was a neglected child.

    My parents used to rock me to sleep every night.

    With real rocks.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Is that a good price to have your stones massaged?

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Beware of rocks falling from above.

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    So not gold

  7. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Its green too

  8. Marum | 4:14 am |

    Leviticus 20:13 says “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

    They also, must have just passed the Homosexual Marriage Laws 😜

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    I have a Wonderfully Confusing, thank you.

  10. Marum | 4:18 am |

    The Incredible Hulk and his GF. are having oral sex.

    She: “Pretty green.”

    He. “Yes. You’re soaking in it.”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    Thank you but I already tried XiangJun dry and had a Slippery Stranger more powerful

  12. Marum | 4:32 am |

    @DNT 0405. USD$1 = 33 Baht

    $6.00 seems fair.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    Once, an obnoxious stone from Heaven fell on my head but I had a Considerably Cheaper.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |

    It’s kind of the stone that makes you feel bolder.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:25 am |

    Jade? I thought when you get to heaven you find agate.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |

    That’s very kind of the stone. I must remember to thank it.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    A piece of jade from heaven hit me in the face when I was born. I’m a Gem-in-eye.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 6:15 am |

    The B ? Is is priced in bitcoins? Very expensive and precious indeed!

  19. Frank Burns | 6:33 am |

    “I would not feel so all alone,
    everybody must get Stone.”

  20. Lora | 9:48 am |

    It must have *really* hurt when all those stones fell from heaven.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:52 am |

    Have a Wonderful Stone and have a Strange Shape.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:56 am |

    Go to heaven, Jade, you’re Stoned.

  23. EffEff | 4:26 pm |

    Superman should be careful about green stones from heaven.

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:23 pm |

    So that’s how Jesus gets His rocks off.

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