Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

I have the weirdest powerful right now….

Especially if a Maori dongs you with a Patu.

(Greenstone Club) Greenstone = Maori Jade.

I was a neglected child.

My parents used to rock me to sleep every night.

With real rocks.

Is that a good price to have your stones massaged?

Beware of rocks falling from above.

So not gold

Its green too

Leviticus 20:13 says “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

They also, must have just passed the Homosexual Marriage Laws 😜

I have a Wonderfully Confusing, thank you.

The Incredible Hulk and his GF. are having oral sex.

She: “Pretty green.”

He. “Yes. You’re soaking in it.”

Thank you but I already tried XiangJun dry and had a Slippery Stranger more powerful

@DNT 0405. USD$1 = 33 Baht

$6.00 seems fair.

Once, an obnoxious stone from Heaven fell on my head but I had a Considerably Cheaper.

It’s kind of the stone that makes you feel bolder.

Jade? I thought when you get to heaven you find agate.

That’s very kind of the stone. I must remember to thank it.

A piece of jade from heaven hit me in the face when I was born. I’m a Gem-in-eye.

The B ? Is is priced in bitcoins? Very expensive and precious indeed!

“I would not feel so all alone,
everybody must get Stone.”

It must have *really* hurt when all those stones fell from heaven.

Have a Wonderful Stone and have a Strange Shape.

Go to heaven, Jade, you’re Stoned.

Superman should be careful about green stones from heaven.

So that’s how Jesus gets His rocks off.