Merry Christmas your text here

posted on 25 Dec 2017 in Signs

Christmas text is made.

(Originally posted in 2013)

65 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 42  Subtract rating 2  

    A Merry Lorem Ipsum to all!

  2. iLock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    But where is my t? Hey, someone took my t!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Sample Text to you, too

  4. iLock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Seems to be inspired by this song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km9iS2tcRZE

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Tex! Wanna caption?

  6. iLock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    No Mex?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ ♫
    Textless greeting are upon you
    All the holidays
    ♪ ♫

  8. Tong | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Look!!! The reindeer with no eyes – no-eye-deer!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My First Christmas Engrish

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    That was close! Just one more “t” and it would’ve started to get repetitive. 😛

  11. iLock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign maker shouldn’t have made this potentially
    dangerous mistake.
    As the actual text was meant to be a warning that the stores’
    Christmas trees are actually snakes!

  12. algernon | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Say anything you like

  13. algernon | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Merry Text

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just *mice people right-click to place a cursor here*

  15. Jellychop | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Merry generic Christmas and a happy new poster template!

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please text Santa if you happened to find any naughty boy/girl.

  17. coffeebot | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Please enjoy your ______ holiday times. You’ll enjoy gathering together with your ______.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to here.
    It is space you can
    sample text.It is
    space you can sample texts. It
    is space you can merry texts.
    It is space you canmerry
    texts.It is space you can
    marry tex.

  19. PeeBee | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    We wish you a sample text space
    We wish you a sample text space
    We wish you a sample text space
    and a happy store sale.

  20. J-Luke | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Did we mention text?

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Dude, where’s my text?

  22. Vulcan64 | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here is your Tex Avery.

  23. Marum | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did I mention texr?

  24. Marum | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Deck the halls with vows of folly♫

  25. Marum | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That great Japanese country and western singer: TEXT MORON.

  26. Sparky | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Tex;

    Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

    Morry Chishmush from …………forgot

  27. Stopchicks | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Merry Christmas to [insert text here], and to [insert text here] a good night!

  28. GwydionM | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Merry Textmass and a Twitter New Year!

  29. Someone | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    You can practically sing this in the same melody as “Jingle Bells”, with a few slight modifications.

    ♪ ♫
    Here’s your text
    Place your text
    Write your te-ext here
    Sample text
    Here’s your tex

    ♪ ♫

  30. Classic Steve | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Right up there with the airport sign saying “Translation server error.”

  31. Jøshua | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    The war on sample text.

  32. Chuck | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s at least inconspicuous. Who’ll notice ?

  33. iLock | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chuck – Yeah I know right? It’s just a gigantic colourful banner
    hanging in the middle of a mall… 😉

  34. Rt | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    From the creative minds at hallmark comes a new Xmas greeting card for the people lazy enough to give a gift card! Now, say whatever they want to hear with the “you fill in the blank” card!

  35. Marum | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Stuff your presents Santa. I just found a really naughty girl.

    I just know I’m going to have a great Christmas. :p

  36. Marum | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Will the person who stuck the Christmas tree up the angels bum, please see me urgently.

    Yours,

    Mary Christmas.

  37. Marum | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    ♫ Hark the new Cash Registers ring,
    Glory to the retail king,
    Spend your dough by buying wild,
    Your Visa balance reconciled♫

  38. Marum | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Vlad The Impaler, hates Christmas angels.

  39. Explorer09 | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!
    –GlaDOS in Portal.

  40. WorrierPrincess | 3:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m hearing this sung to the tune of Carol of the Bells
    Here is your text
    place here your text

  41. Enclave | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Merry TEXTmass!

  42. crp | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here is your text, place for your text
    Write your text here, sample text.
    Here is the text people read
    While they walk through your store.
    They’re almost halfway through it,
    How do they like it so far?
    Here is the text to read inside your store!

  43. Alice | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great! I’ve been waiting for my unit of linear mass density for thread or fiber!

  44. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Merry Text and a happy new text

  45. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Lets text

  46. Marum | 4:08 am |

    I won’t say anything, ’till I’ve seen my lawyer.

  47. Marum | 4:24 am |

    I also appear to be having a great time posting in my sleep.

  48. Big Fat Cat | 5:08 am |

    This is from the Textus Receptus.

  49. Marum | 5:20 am |

    Lead in your pencil is useless.

    If you have no one to write to.

  50. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |

    Let’s talk about text, baby

  51. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |

    No tex until merry!

  52. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:07 am |

    The green area is already full of silly text so I’ll just write my text here and call it a caption.

    I promise I’ll have a tex later.

  53. EffEff | 7:48 am |

    Here is your Texas-sized space for your text.

  54. Droll not Troll | 8:00 am |

    You can send greetings on any pre-text at all.

  55. Droll not Troll | 8:34 am |

    Looks like a good place to indulge one’s textual fantasies.

  56. UCity | 8:55 am |

    Well, you shoulda seen that one a-comin’, Text!

  57. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:12 am |

    ”I would put a tex … on all people … who Happy New Year!”

    – Gumby

  58. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:48 pm |

    Merry Christmas & Happy Text Here!

  59. Lora | 1:43 pm |

    Do they serve text-mex food at this mall?

  60. Droll not Troll | 5:55 pm |

    Yes, you have to pay sales tex.

  61. Marum | 9:24 am |

    @Alice 1824. Fiber (Eng US): Fibre (Eng Brit)

    “Ful wys is he that kan himselve knowe.”
    ― Geoffrey Chaucer,

    Hehe. Languages and linguistics are a hobby of mine. (esp. Ethnology)

    Keeps this old brian flexible, if only slightly dyslexic. :;):

  62. Marum | 9:26 am |

    😉

  63. Droll not Troll | 6:23 pm |

    :facepalm: I wanted Haberdashery, not the text aisle!

  64. Droll not Troll | 11:10 pm |

    @Marum | 9:24 am: Who is old Brian, and why are you flexing him? 😛

  65. PeeBee | 8:55 am |

    First it was Noel and now it’s no T.

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