More about the child later.

posted on 30 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Stationery

just-for-you

If this doesn’t get your eves teazed up…

Photo courtesy of Sarah Wilson.
Greeting card found in Singapore.

17 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |

    – happy new vear
    – erry chrestmas
    – so is the goo dluck

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    An iracle is an angry oracle. That is not a happy medium.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    My Christmas eve is closed. New Year’s eve is still open.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    I don’t have a Weazry mind; I have a Glanger mind.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Stay right here
    Beside you
    Evety day
    Just for vou mv
    Edgar Allan Poo

    – From ”Weazry of Oz.”

  6. algernon | 4:28 am |

    What are they about to die

  7. algernon | 4:29 am |

    What happened to the child

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    God is saving. Please wait …

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:32 am |

    God saves. Satan invests.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 7:26 am |

    Having a pricky cactus beside you every day without injury is miracle indeed.

  11. Long Tom | 8:03 am |

    This card must be scented with some very special perfume.

  12. Marum | 9:02 am |

    I know not about Eagles. But when your bluebird of happiness turns out to be a bloody Raven, you know you’re doomed.

  13. Marum | 9:03 am |

    If Jesus saves, on hay I earn – he would have to be Jesus Christ.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:04 pm |

    – weazry mind, i promise i will
    – not write this
    – sentence in three lines again, ever. Anyway that would be a iracle

  15. Droll not Troll | 9:54 pm |

    Your mind is that wea-ZZZZZZ-ry?

  16. EffEff | 5:09 am |

    And she grew up and srtd wearing high heels.

  17. Bob | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Those first three lines are from a John Denver song (“My Sweet Lady”) with only a relatively small amount of transcription error.

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