Only you can prevent safety.

In case you meet someone.

You wouldn’t want to accidentally.

If only gently

Falling its nothing to it

Because walk is art full falling forward to.

*Rolling On the Floor Falling My Ass Off*

Use TripAdvisor.

– Look Ma, I’m falling!

Plunge, don’t lunge.

ERROR 404: Carefully not found.

Ski jumping area.

No tipping the staff.

Falling down is easy. Falling up takes a lot of planning.

……in love with you?

By the sign, I can deduce that controlled falling is OK.

SO! One cannot take Chinese ladies home?

If your lady is falling pregnant, it usually means that you were not very careful in the first place.

Come to think of it. It couldn’t be in the second place….Could it?

No planking on the VFT.
(Shanghai to Guangzhou 1200mls or 1800klm; 7 – 8 hrs = 186mph or 300kph)

For people with CFS – Chronic Falling Syndrome.

Or for professional stuntmen.

Thanks for dropping by.

@Long Tom | 11:10 am: *ahem*- Stunt performers. Lots of women in that line of work. 😉

Controlled falling = skydiving, diving, skiing, tobogganing.

But we’re humans! We always land on all twos.

Thanks for the warning, but… be careful of what?
And my name’s not Falling.