Our take-out bag was so thin you could see its religion.

posted on 9 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

slippery-son-mushroom

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

21 captions

  1. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Clever vegetables

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Me Tarzan. You bacteria.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    That slippery son of a m*shroom!

  4. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Tea for two

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |

    That slippery son is a fun guy.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    – Waiter! Why is my son so slippery?
    – That’s because of Jane, Sir.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    Jane Bacteria Starch is of German extraction.

  8. Pete | 4:58 am |

    I cuss, You cuss,
    We all cuss,
    At Asparagus!

  9. Pete | 4:59 am |

    That’s JAIN to you, Jane!

  10. Pete | 5:02 am |

    @DnT 4:38:

    Does that mean her surname is pronounced:
    Starkkhhhhhhh?

    Like you’re clearing your throat, like the word Chutzpah?

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    They stir-fry the slippery son, but I don’t think they’ daughter.

  12. Marum | 5:05 am |

    “Me Tarzan. What your name?”
    ‘Jane.’
    “No. What whole name?”
    ‘C–t.’
    Jane C–t funny name.”

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |

    Asparagus frying meat! Who said Vegans aren’t violent? Meat Lives Matter.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:45 am |

    – Waiter? You served Jane on the chair!!
    – Would you prefer your wife on the table, Sir?

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |

    – Waiter? I said Asparagus, not Nostradamus!

  16. EffEff | 7:42 am |

    How about the periodic table?

  17. Long Tom | 1:48 pm |

    I assume it’s not referring to Number One Son.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:45 am |

    – Waiter? This is not Jane.
    – Why would you think so, Sir?
    – Because it’s my daughter!

  19. Marum | 7:11 am |

    “Asparagus!”

    ‘Gesundheit sir.’

  20. Peter Chan | 12:21 pm |

    Our chef’s recommendation: Stir fried bacteria.
    Exclusive at Jane & Son’s Cafeteria.

  21. iLock | 4:59 pm |

    The son slipped right off because there just wasn’t mushroom left in the wok.

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