Come on, I got a family to feed down here.

posted on 18 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging

sweet-pig

If Santa’s elves ever come up missing, I know where to check first.

Photo courtesy of Sharon W.
Bag found in Japan.

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Fat guy, don’t faii me.

posted on 17 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

fat-guy-furrery-taiior

He also knows where the best diners are.

Photo courtesy of Anthony S.
Found in China.

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Who needs cookies?!

posted on 16 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Snacks

fantastic-tastes-everywhere

Photo courtesy of Bill R.
Cookie box from China.

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A little peasant sweat on the side

posted on 15 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

set-meal

Trying to watch my peasant carbs…

Photo courtesy of Tony G.
Found in China.

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The adult butter world thanks you.

posted on 14 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging

adult-butter-taste

Mmm this toast is kinda… sexy.

Photo courtesy of Dan M.
Potato chips found in Japan. 

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Where do I sign up?

posted on 13 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

margret-mine-case

Oh, I read her exploits in the bathroom…

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found in Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic”.

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Please stop picking at the wall.

posted on 12 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

wall-is-peeling-off

Last time we use tile decals…

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman.
Found in China.

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Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

posted on 11 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

jade-stone-massage

That’s kind of the expensive…

Photo courtesy of Rik Dawson.
Found in Thailand. 

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The juice is terrible.

posted on 10 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

try-xiangjung-dry

Now try these wet French fries…

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

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Our take-out bag was so thin you could see its religion.

posted on 9 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

slippery-son-mushroom

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

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