Please first impress.

posted on 7 Dec 2017 in Chinglish

meet-carefully

Always shake a hand.

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman.
Found in China.

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Beware nasty

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Depends where you meet

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    Butt gently.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Big Brother is watching!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    I prefer to meat in a restaurant

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    – Mommy, why do you never meet?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    … last suddenness happens!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    *edit* … lest suddenness happens!
    (From a post in 2008)

  9. iLock | 4:28 am |

    Vagatable recklessly

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am |

    I bumped into an old friend yesterday.

  11. coffeebot | 5:01 am |

    First impress best, shake him firmly.

  12. Marum | 5:09 am |

    If you don’t treat the meat carefully – It may spit at you.

  13. Long Tom | 5:31 am |

    That’s the idea behind people bowing toward each other in Asian cultures, as opposed to shaking hands or hugging in the West.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |

    Yeah, try Craig’s list……

  15. Yu No Hoo | 6:13 am |

    Do your part.

  16. Marum | 7:05 am |

    @Yu No Hoo 0613. It is miles more fun if you have someone else do it instead.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 7:36 am |

    Hi, my name is Concrete. Nice meeting you.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:28 am |

    If you don’t meet her carefully, just meat her.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:24 pm |

    … or you will be hearing from our solicitous!

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:34 pm |

    Totally off-post, but contains lots of Engrish, some of which has been posted here before:
    click here

  21. Water imp | 7:10 pm |

    What most dating websites won’t tell you…

  22. EffEff | 9:01 pm |

    The advantage of bowing over handshaking is that the former doesn’t spread germs. A good thing too, as China is practically a flu virus factory.

  23. Marum | 7:42 am |

    @EffEff 2101. However. If you get the timing wrong and belt your heads together it doesn’t help. There is something to be said for terminal clumsiness.

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