Quick, get me pregnant!

posted on 1 Dec 2017 in Chinglish

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The decrepit lame handicap one row back.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China. 

24 captions

  1. iLock | 4:05 am |

    But on the back it says ‘Not Allowed To Pregnant’

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Next, they’ll put this on garbage bins

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    All at the same time?

  4. Marum | 4:33 am |

    “I don’t know whether it’s worse to have my teeth drilled ,or to have a baby.”

    Dentist: “Well make your mind up madam. I’ll have to alter the angle of the chair.”

  5. Marum | 4:34 am |

    If you sit on my lap, I can arrange the “pregnant” thing.

  6. algernon | 4:35 am |

    Give them a chair

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |

    – Have you been drinkinking, Sir?
    – N..no, hic, Offsher, I…
    – You’ll have to leave then. These are not intended for persons who are old, weak, sick, disable, pregnant and drunk!

  8. algernon | 4:37 am |

    Only one at a time

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:53 am |

    What about illiterates?

  10. Marum | 5:00 am |

    Yu No Huu 0453. I know I have said this before. There is a bus stop in Sth. Brisbane that has a sign on it.

    BLIND PERSONS ALIGHT HERE

    Every time I pass that sign I look. Never yet have I seen a blind person on fire.

    So how does the blind person notice the sign?

    Or; If you are on the bus, do you grab the nearest blind person by the throat, and hurl them off the bus?

  11. Marum | 5:03 am |

    I don’t get the “pregnant”.

    But I assume, it is some reference to weak sick disabled old c—ts.

  12. Marum | 5:08 am |

    I suppose, if you are old weak sick disabled and pregnant….A little hullabaloo would be out of the question?

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |

    Someone stole the wheels off these wheelchairs!

  14. Long Tom | 5:22 am |

    The seat must be located in a Chinese public aid office!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:24 am |

    @Marum | 5:00 am: The sign must be for people who sell blinds. 😉
    Which reminds me:
    A woman has just got out of the bath when she hears a knock at the door.
    “Who is it?”
    “Blind man”
    Oh, she thinks, I’ll give him a couple of dollars, no need to get dressed. She opens the front door.
    “Would you like to buy some blinds?” he asks.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    You may have all of the first 4 issues, but if pregnant you must be pregnant ONLY.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |

    I wonder; is the backpack sick or pregnant?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:26 am |

    What about persons who are not pregnant only?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:33 am |

    I’m not old, weak, sick, disable or pregnant.

    Just confuse.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am |

    @ Droll not Troll | 5:30 am: Pregnant, definitely. See that belly, and how tired it looks?

  21. Yu No Hoo | 9:52 am |

    Backpack shouldn’t be there, it’s a strapping young thing.

  22. Droll not Troll | 9:03 pm |

    @Marum | 5:00 am: To make blind persons alight, don’t throw just any off the bus, only those who are smoking.

  23. Droll not Troll | 9:06 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 6:35 am: Good point! Can’t see from this angle whether the zipper is dilated.

  24. Lora | 9:04 am |

    If you’re none of these things and want to be a jerk, you can sit there anyway and then tell people you have a disability that makes you unable to read.

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