Tea Time, aisle 4…

posted on 21 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

mini-funny-shopping

Kids will have funny for hours…

Photo courtesy of A.P.

19 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Oh, I get it now …

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    The funny Photo shop

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Explains the funny look she is giving the photographer.

  4. Marum | 4:06 am |

    You get the funniest shopping on the Gold coast, where the ladies go shopping in their bikinis, with just a wrap over their shoulders, which conceals nothing.

    Anyway, this lady was bending over the freezer to get something, when her little son reached up and dakked her.

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Yup! Brainwash your kids into consumerism, as soon as possible.
    After all. Buying ship-loads of crap, confers instant happiness.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    The toys are not off the shelf, they’re off-the-wall!

  7. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Time to be funny

  8. algernon | 4:14 am |

    The funny tea girl

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    – Hello Kitty!
    – That’s great!!!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    If you have 2 kids and only one toy, the kids will have to double up.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |

    Some random customers reviews:

    ”Are the batteries for the doll, like, included?”
    – Paris Hilton

    ”I don’t get it.”
    – Oscar Wilde

    ”Wonderful child strange shape.”
    – Antonio Stella bottom tile & ji plug pu melon nai

    ”Nu!”
    – The Knights who say ‘Ni’

    ”Where are the funny laughter keys? She talks like a fool!”
    – Alcoholic Anonymous

    ”I’ll do the funny walk.”
    – Basil Fawlty

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:00 am |

    The auto-translator is a little buggy.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    Teach your kids to do stand-up.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 6:12 am |

    Funny, funny, funny
    Must be money
    In the rich kid’s world
    Funny, funny, funny,
    Always sunny
    In the rich brat’s world
    Aha aha
    All the things I could do
    If I had a little money
    It’s a rich kid’s world
    It’s a rich brat’s world

  15. EffEff | 8:32 am |

    “Young lady, funny doesn’t grow on trees.”

  16. Long Tom | 1:11 pm |

    From a Judge Dredd comic:

    A man dressed in funny underwear is standing on a street, and he tells people, “Pardon me, sir (or ma’am), my name is Kalvin Kinq, and I wish to ask you this all-important question: ‘Are you a fun underwear person?'”

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:59 pm |

    Warning: Small parts may be a joking hazard.

  18. Marum | 6:45 am |

    Once upon a time, in land far away, all the little fairies went Fungi shopping. However this was an absolute disaster, because a lot of the little fairies became pregnant, and had little baby Fairies, and Elves.

    Santa explained gently to the little fairies; That in future, no natter how much they liked it, they were never again to sit on Toadstools.

  19. Droll not Troll | 4:23 pm |

    @Marum | 6:45 am: Some of those fairies didn’t sit on the toadstool correctly and it wrecked ’em. 😉

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