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Tea Time, aisle 4…
Kids will have funny for hours…
Photo courtesy of A.P.
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Oh, I get it now …
The funny Photo shop
Explains the funny look she is giving the photographer.
You get the funniest shopping on the Gold coast, where the ladies go shopping in their bikinis, with just a wrap over their shoulders, which conceals nothing.
Anyway, this lady was bending over the freezer to get something, when her little son reached up and dakked her.
Yup! Brainwash your kids into consumerism, as soon as possible.
After all. Buying ship-loads of crap, confers instant happiness.
The toys are not off the shelf, they’re off-the-wall!
Time to be funny
The funny tea girl
– Hello Kitty!
– That’s great!!!
If you have 2 kids and only one toy, the kids will have to double up.
Some random customers reviews:
”Are the batteries for the doll, like, included?”
– Paris Hilton
”I don’t get it.”
– Oscar Wilde
”Wonderful child strange shape.”
– Antonio Stella bottom tile & ji plug pu melon nai
”Nu!”
– The Knights who say ‘Ni’
”Where are the funny laughter keys? She talks like a fool!”
– Alcoholic Anonymous
”I’ll do the funny walk.”
– Basil Fawlty
The auto-translator is a little buggy.
Teach your kids to do stand-up.
Funny, funny, funny
Must be money
In the rich kid’s world
Funny, funny, funny,
Always sunny
In the rich brat’s world
Aha aha
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It’s a rich kid’s world
It’s a rich brat’s world
“Young lady, funny doesn’t grow on trees.”
From a Judge Dredd comic:
A man dressed in funny underwear is standing on a street, and he tells people, “Pardon me, sir (or ma’am), my name is Kalvin Kinq, and I wish to ask you this all-important question: ‘Are you a fun underwear person?'”
Warning: Small parts may be a joking hazard.
Once upon a time, in land far away, all the little fairies went Fungi shopping. However this was an absolute disaster, because a lot of the little fairies became pregnant, and had little baby Fairies, and Elves.
Santa explained gently to the little fairies; That in future, no natter how much they liked it, they were never again to sit on Toadstools.
@Marum | 6:45 am: Some of those fairies didn’t sit on the toadstool correctly and it wrecked ’em. 😉