The adult butter world thanks you.

posted on 14 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging

adult-butter-taste

Mmm this toast is kinda… sexy.

Photo courtesy of Dan M.
Potato chips found in Japan. 

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Could it come with cream

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Also comes in fish

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Must be the kind of butter they used in last Tango in Paris.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Wipe that butter-eating grin off your face!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I shoulda read the whole thing! Make that “chip-eating grin”.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    When that dairy air causes a smile, it’s vertical.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    Also called ”ButtAir”

  8. Long Tom | 4:27 am |

    From the people who came up with edible underwear.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    NOTE: Be careful trying

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |

    I can’t believe it’s not butt-her.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |

    Can I just try it? I promise I won’t buy it.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    Don’t ask where they get the milk to make adult butter.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    Just the tip of your tongue, to see what it tastes like.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |

    Butt’er

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    For other uses, see Butter (disambiguation).

    Butt’er is a diarrhoea product containing up to 80% butt of her fat (in commercial products) which is sold when smiled at room temperature in Chinese regions and liquid when wormed. It is made by fragrant flesh or fermented cream or milk to separate the butt from her fat. It is generally used as a spread on plane or trained Brad products like ” Brad & Butt’er Teste” …*

    *You shouldn’t try XiangJun dry.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |

    Great product! Whenever I butter, she smiles.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:44 am |

    Goes well with Pearl Jam.

  17. Marum | 6:33 am |

    ADult Butter. = Tastes like a woman.

  18. Marum | 6:41 am |

    When Marget uses this butter, she doesn’t have anemone in the world.

    As they say:

    ♫A little bit of butter,
    Makes the ship go down,
    Ship go down, ship go down,
    In a most delightful way.♪

  19. Big Fat Cat | 6:43 am |

    and it comes with Adult Butler to assist you.

  20. Marum | 6:44 am |

    Every time I turn my toast upside down, I get an erection. (your taste-buds are on the top of your tongue)

  21. Classic Steve | 7:38 am |

    I should hope they don’t milk calves.

  22. Chris | 8:05 am |

    Butter? I hardly know ‘er.

  23. Long Tom | 10:40 am |

    I am reminded of a show when the late political cartoonist Jeff McNelly depicted his cartoons over the years, and one of them showed then-President Jimmy Cater milking a bull. He says that he knows what he is doing-he’s a farm boy, isn’t he? McNelly then mentioned that the editor went ahead and printed the cartoon before he realized what Carter was doing.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:19 pm |

    Mmmm … Butter flies!

  25. Marum | 6:22 am |

    @Long Tom. Even though I am an Aussie, I remember that one. A clear cut case of the Editor doing what we humans are very good at. He saw what he expected to see.

  26. Marum | 6:23 am |

    @Long Tom 1040 above.

  27. WildaBeast | 1:21 pm |

    You must be over 21 to purchase this butter.

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