The hose knows the way to carry the sleigh

posted on 20 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

strictly-through-the-railings

…to Grandmother’s house we go!
Photo courtesy of Lee Martin.
Found in Yangtze River cruise ship in China.

23 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:02 am |

    … because somebody stole the gate.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    I’ll take a bus, thank you.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    The entrance is blocked. And tackled.

  4. Marum | 4:06 am |

    ♫Jingle Bells, Rudolf smells,’
    Santa’s pranged the Sleigh,
    ‘O what chaos it will be,’
    In the hose on Christmas day♪

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |

    House.

  6. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Thanks I’ll hop over

  7. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Well I’m not sure

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Can I strictly remove this sign first? I promise that caption will be made at later!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Chinese ripoff of Alice Through the Looking Glass.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    OK, I just hope some Fat Guy furrery Saiior makes keeping good repair.

  11. Marum | 4:17 am |

    See if I remember.

    Danger and Donger,
    Pranger and Velcro
    Cummie and Stupid,
    Spanner and Sitzen.

  12. Marum | 4:19 am |

    @DNT 0414

    AHA! The irrustlious Chineese lipoff.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Railing against the rules is strictly forbidden

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Do you know the way to Santa Hosé.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    Well, I was going to find a toilet, but if you insist….

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:17 am |

    But I haven’t even begun to complain.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 5:21 am |

    It’s a stern warning.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:39 am |

    WARNING: It strictlys trespassing only! Non-trespassing persons will feel unpleasant consequences as they will be thrown through the railings against their Will.

  19. coffeebot | 6:47 am |

    Over the barrier and through the railing
    to anchor this boat we go
    the bosun knows the way to anchors aweigh…

  20. Frank Burns | 7:26 am |

    So that’s how you get to the poop deck.

  21. Big Fat Cat | 9:28 am |

    Nice Boat! – School Days (Japanese anime)

  22. Long Tom | 9:25 pm |

    Going to be hell for people in wheelchairs though.

  23. EffEff | 8:29 am |

    This sign applies to Kitty Pryde.

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