The juice is terrible.

posted on 10 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

try-xiangjung-dry

Now try these wet French fries…

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

22 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |

    That’s not what Shi wants

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    That slippery son?

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    I’ll pass on the vegetables

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Looks wet to me

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    – Waiter! You should try XiangJun dry, please.
    – If you insist, Madam …

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    I’ll pass. I’m sure XiangJun is much better with lube.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    If at first you don’t suck soup, try, try, XiangJun dry.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    To our beloved Fast Foodball player … Roast In Pieces

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiang_Jun

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    Waiter! There is sand on my plate!
    -That’s your desert, sir.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |

    CAUTION: Don’t you should try this at home.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:04 am |

    I finally found you Xiang Jun!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    – Would you prefer something you shouldn’t try, Sir?

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:16 am |

    So good you’ll feel like you’ve dried and gone to heaven.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:24 am |

    Prepared in a deadpan.

  15. Long Tom | 6:08 am |

    Maybe it was supposed to be put onto the wine menu.

  16. Pete | 6:45 am |

    If I’m reading my Chinese right, they forgot to mention that dry or not,
    the primary ingredient is pig intestines.

    To me that sounds slippery, son.
    Not dry.

  17. Marum | 7:04 am |

    I prefer her when she’s nice and wet.

  18. Marum | 7:04 am |

    Either that or it’s a Chinese Beer.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:40 am |

    CAUTION: Slippery when dry

  20. Marum | 9:11 am |

    Waiter: “Sweet or dry sir.”

    Customer: “Brut.”

    Waiter: ” You call me that, I punch you in head.”

    Customer: “No. Not you. The wine!”

    Water: “Winemaker come, punch you in head.”

    Customer: “No, not you or the winemaker! The wine! The wine!”

    Waiter: “Maybe wine bottle hit you on head.”

    Customer: “I think I will go home. My head already hurts.”

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:18 am |

    I was dry. Now I can slip.

    – Xiang Jun

  22. EffEff | 4:24 pm |

    How about our beloved hockey player, Dry Saddle?

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