They’re follicly delicious!

posted on 19 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

leek-hair-belly

You get chopsticks and a comb.

Photo courtesy of Ted R.
Found in China.

18 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Be a bear

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Looks better wet

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    That explains dwarfs

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    – Waiter! There’s a hair in my belly!
    – Excellent, Madam! Would you like a perm with that?

  5. Marum | 4:57 am |

    Men of Harlech.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |

    Leeks with hair are im-plants.

  7. Marum | 4:59 am |

    There are actually five of them.

    They are Harlechquins.

    BOOM BOOM

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:09 am |

    I wanted shaved carrots.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    A meal of this could cause gastric dis-tress.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:30 am |

    – Mommy, is Daddy bald?
    – No, honey, that’s just his hairy belly…

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:32 am |

    Green Hairs? Leek must be an alien.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    You expect customers toupee for something like that?

  13. Marum | 5:59 am |

    ♫Men of Harlech cease your leeking,
    Can’t you hear their wheels a squeaking?
    See their drivers totally freaking,
    Only dine-in today.♪

  14. Marum | 6:01 am |

    As the Rabbit said: “I just washed my thing, and I can’t do a Hare with it.

  15. Marum | 7:07 am |

    A Brazilian may help, or maybe a mower.

  16. Marum | 7:08 am |

    Maybe your lover will pull them out one at a time, with his teeth.

  17. Marum | 7:12 am |

    What they really mean is Leek Hillbilly.

    It is a traditional Welch Highland dish.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:12 am |

    Recipe by Dirty Hairy & Belly Lasagne, featuring special L’Oral green hair color.

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