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posted on 13 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries


Oh, I read her exploits in the bathroom…

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found in Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic”.

22 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Marget must be one hell of a private.

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Maggot murcottt the navy sucks.

  3. algernon | 4:10 am |

    Margo is that a collection of Vietnam navys

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    – Hai chan, suck thoi dong!

  5. Marum | 4:11 am |

    ‘O Marget ! Will you be mine.

    I promise to blow your mined.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |

    Used to suck 4 ever.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    126th group could suck the seamen out of a submarine.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    Looks like it wasn’t only the ships that went down.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:45 am |

    They blew them out of the water.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:51 am |

    Marget excelled at navel maneuvers.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    Maybe they should stick to oral history.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am |

    Margaret is the Mother of All Suck Hos.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |


    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    4 other abuses, see Magnet (disambiguation).

    Marget is a sucker that produces a margetic feel. This margetic feel is invisible but is responsible 4 the most notable property of a Marget: a force that pulls on other heteromargetic materials, suck ass iron and solders, and attracts or sucks other Margets (4 example, Marget Teacher, the Iron Laid, who used to suck 4 enema’s warships and resulted in so-called Group of 126 marine corpses)…

    Conclusion: Marget sucks. Gentlemen prefer solders!

  14. Marum | 5:35 am |

    Marget says:
    He’s got the cutest little dinghy in the navy
    And all the girlies know that it’s so.
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy,
    They love to watch him go “Heave ho!”
    Just for a lark, he went and painted it green.
    It’s the only green dinghy that the girls have ever seen,
    The cutest little dinghy in the navy. Heave ho! Heave ho!

  15. Long Tom | 6:16 am |

    The slogan “Make love, not war” has finally reached Vietnam.

  16. Classic Steve | 8:16 am |

    Notice how much longer the Vietnamese is. I wanna know what juicy details we’re missing.

  17. Pete | 9:10 am |

    Marget’s secret is right there in plain sight, smack dab in the middle of the page.

    Where she says to “lap them”.

  18. EffEff | 9:22 am |

    Where have I seen this before?

  19. Long Tom | 11:52 am |

    The purpose is to male the enemy’s warships disappear by luring them to the Bermuda Triangle where the space aliens will suck them into the drink. Or the Kraken will.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:21 pm |

    After sucking a warship, Marget would often frigate.

  21. iLock | 6:22 pm |

    She’s a real head case alright.

  22. Eggrish | 1:32 am |

    Marget-Mine love enemy long time.

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