At last a proper place to worship…

posted on 24 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

fish-and-chips

Don’t forget a deity coke.

Photo courtesy of Kayshani Gibbon.
Found in China.

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25 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Who did this sign?!

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    A small town in England?

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    What, no miss steak?

  4. algernon | 4:07 am |

    And the sea gulls?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Someone in there is flying.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    If this is a temple they must have chip monks.

  7. DrLex | 5:11 am |

    I fail to see the Engrish in this. Where does the assumption come from that this would be the entrance to a temple? This Chinese signs read “Qizhou fastfood” and “Staff canteen”.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |

    @ DrLex | 5:11 am: Well, if their staff can teen, it must be a fast-food temple! o_O

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    You want a-salt on your batter?

  10. Long Tom | 5:29 am |

    Must be a remnant of the old International Concessions from the early twentieth century. There was a British Concession, a French Concession, and so forth.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:30 am |

    I’d go in just for the halibut.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:40 am |

    Seven days without fish makes one weak.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:44 am |

    Headquarter of the Fish and Chips Cult.

  14. Pete | 7:04 am |

    Goodbye, Mr. Fish.

    (CHOP!)

  15. Pete | 7:07 am |

    Well, finally…a proper use for government-run Chinese newspapers!

  16. Bob | 10:59 am |

    I don’t get it. It’s a fish and chips restaurant. So what?

  17. Long Tom | 1:08 pm |

    @Bob: Because the sign looks so ridiculously out of place on a Chinese-decorated building?

  18. Long Tom | 1:09 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo: Then you’d have to go through the door illustrated several pictures down.

  19. Pete | 1:25 pm |

    Throw some mutton into the batter, fry it up and you get a dish known as “battering ram”.

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:44 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:30 am: I’m sure Cod will be with you.

  21. Marum | 2:16 am |

    They also have a Fish Friar.

  22. Marum | 2:17 am |

    Enter not here, and abandon thy Cod.

  23. Marum | 2:20 am |

    Well shuck my scallops, and shell my prawn.

  24. Marum | 2:23 am |

    I get it.

    It is where they sell: PRAWNOGRAPHY

    boom boom! >/s>

  25. Marum | 2:25 am |

    Free crabs for everyone.

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