Don’t piss off sand…

posted on 23 Jan 2018 in Snacks

groin-peanut-cream

When did a day at the beach get so complicated?

Photo courtesy of Andy Lemky.
Found in Japan.

19 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    It facked it!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    Sand did the groin peanut cream witch wants to f u.

  3. algernon | 4:18 am |

    Careful what you call a groin peanut

  4. algernon | 4:19 am |

    Groin cream in a biscuit

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Sand in the groin isn’t the recommended way of making one’s nuts cream.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    I think this package contains some kind of desert.

  7. DrLex | 4:47 am |

    I don’t like sand on my groin peanut.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    The choice of this text for the package may have been a little rash.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    In the case of the groin peanut, legume = small leg.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 5:02 am |

    It was treated to a-salt and buttery.

  11. JJ HItt | 5:08 am |

    “That’s not really sand.”
    “That’s OK. This isn’t a peanut.”

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |

    It’s a sand witch loves whore nuts

  13. Pete | 5:19 am |

    Peanut?

    PEANUT???

    That’s MISTER PEANUT to YOU!!!

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:40 am |

    Just simple sunscreen with peanut ingredients.

  15. Bamber | 6:09 am |

    Nothing worse than sand in your groin peanut; glad there’s a cream for it.

  16. Pete | 7:22 am |

    And now, direct from the Gobi, the Mongolian Platters’ newest hit:

    ♫ “Sand Gets in Your Eyes….” ♫

  17. Long Tom | 7:08 pm |

    Spider-Man: “No, Sandman, I’ll turn YOUR nuts into peanut butter! If you actually do have genitals, that is.”

  18. Marum | 2:14 am |

    HE: If I take you down the beach for the day, what’s in it for me?

    SHE: Sand!

  19. Marum | 6:32 am |

    As on the Gold Coast, corking the Meter-maids is frowned upon.

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