Don’t piss off sand…

It facked it!

Sand did the groin peanut cream witch wants to f u.

Careful what you call a groin peanut

Groin cream in a biscuit

Sand in the groin isn’t the recommended way of making one’s nuts cream.

I think this package contains some kind of desert.

I don’t like sand on my groin peanut.

The choice of this text for the package may have been a little rash.

In the case of the groin peanut, legume = small leg.

It was treated to a-salt and buttery.

“That’s not really sand.”
“That’s OK. This isn’t a peanut.”

It’s a sand witch loves whore nuts

Peanut?

PEANUT???

That’s MISTER PEANUT to YOU!!!

Just simple sunscreen with peanut ingredients.

Nothing worse than sand in your groin peanut; glad there’s a cream for it.

And now, direct from the Gobi, the Mongolian Platters’ newest hit:

♫ “Sand Gets in Your Eyes….” ♫

Spider-Man: “No, Sandman, I’ll turn YOUR nuts into peanut butter! If you actually do have genitals, that is.”

HE: If I take you down the beach for the day, what’s in it for me?

SHE: Sand!

As on the Gold Coast, corking the Meter-maids is frowned upon.