Guess what’s in the horse salad…

posted on 4 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

EggSalad

Pssst- don’t order ANYTHING.

Photo courtesy of Adam Coates.
Found at buffet in Bangkok, Thailand.

38 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    A horse! A horse! Egg salad for a horse!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    It was fantastic, and we don’t want to hear from any neighsayers.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Egg salad was a late entrée into the race but it won.

  4. algernon | 4:12 am |

    And my mother in law is a cow

  5. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Neigh its not

  6. Pete | 4:18 am |

    A horse us a horse,
    Of course, of course
    Unless of course its
    an egg-laying horse!

  7. Pete | 4:19 am |

    I’ve heard of horse hockey.
    But, horse EGGS???

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    A good egg salad always includes chopped green stallions.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Is it the mane course?

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    @Pete | 4:18 am: The famous Mr Egg?

  11. Marum | 4:26 am |

    If you find a large oblong quadruped with a leg at each corner in your Egg Salad….I have news for you.

  12. Marum | 4:29 am |

    Waiter waiter! There’s a Horse in my Egg Salad.

    That’s Ok sir. My last customer found a Hare in his Banana-split

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |

    That’s what heroine said.

  14. DrLex | 4:41 am |

    I have won many bets on The Egg Salad. Unfortunately, its rider was Humpty Dumpty and one day, he fell off the horse.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:43 am |

    Egg salad gives me the trots.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    Also known as ”My lovely horse d’oeuvre”

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:47 am |

    Some practical joker’s just trying to stirrup trouble.

  18. Marum | 4:47 am |

    This gives me mixed feelings.

    Mixed Feelings = How you feel when your mother-in-law dives off a 500 foot cliff in your new Porsche.

  19. Marum | 4:52 am |

    That would not be as big a surprise, as finding a foot in your muffin.

  20. Long Tom | 5:23 am |

    Make a sandwich out of it by putting it on a Seabiscuit.

    (A famous racehorse featured in a movie years ago.)

  21. Long Tom | 5:25 am |

    Incidentally, contrary popular myth, Humpty Dumpty was not necessarily supposed to be an egg. It was probably a reference to a war cannon-which would cause the poem to make a lot more sense.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |

    Ladies ordering the horse may request side salad.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |

    @Long Tom | 5:25 am: Interesting! And apparently, in the story of the cannon, it was the wall that broke, not Humpty Dumpty.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 6:26 am |

    Horse Egg Salad, the other White meat!

  25. Classic Steve | 8:18 am |

    They missed a comma. The horse was the chef.

  26. Classic Steve | 8:19 am |

    Fantastic horse…unicorn?

  27. Long Tom | 8:44 am |

    @Classic Steve: Actually the unicorn is more akin to the goat:

    http://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn

    Author Dana Simpson did her research.

  28. Long Tom | 8:46 am |

    @DnT: But I cannot imagine any cannon surviving such a fall, even from a low wall.

  29. Lora | 11:28 am |

    “Wanna sea horse?”

    “Um, okay.”

    “See? Horse!” *opens mouth full of egg salad*

  30. WildaBeast | 2:09 pm |

    This was actually an excerpt from a restaurant review by a famous equine critic, they just screwed up the punctuation. It was supposed to read:

    “The egg salad was fantastic.” — Horse

  31. Long Tom | 6:40 pm |

    “Thank you, Dudley Do-Right!”

  32. Eggrish | 6:48 pm |

    I’m sure they meant horseradish (grins nervously).

  33. Droll not Troll | 7:44 pm |

    Heroin- you’re doing it wrong!

  34. EffEff | 10:56 am |

    They put horse (heroin) in their egg salad to ensure repeat business.

  35. EffEff | 10:58 am |

    @Long Tom 8:44 am:

    (one horned) Indian Rhino -> unicorn

  36. iLock | 8:23 pm |

    And this salad dressing is awesomesauce.

  37. zankhana | 2:24 pm |

    After eating the egg salad the man was rushed to horsepiddle!

  38. Peter | 3:32 pm |

    Horse egg salad, anybody?

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