Here’s your facking box.

posted on 22 Jan 2018 in Chinglish

facking-lsit

Someone doesn’t like their job…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Lee.
Packing list found in China.

22 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    From the Suck Ho group of companies

  2. algernon | 4:07 am |

    Well bobbin fack me lsit

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Dear customer: We finally got the wood to fack your goods. They are coming your way soon.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    This order has been facked in sex different boxes.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    The printer is a ttoal frick!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Do they have to lsit every fart?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |

    Fack off, lsit.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:07 am |

    Oh oh, an order just came in for a dozen hockey pucks.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |

    Dare Copmany,

    Teh fcuking slit shows taht you have no knolwedge of spelling wahtsoever. If I recevie it again I’ll list your fece! So facking ipsum dolor lsit amet.

    Rolf Mao,
    Cotsumer

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |

    WTP?

  11. DrLex | 5:33 am |

    There will be a lot of bobbin’ indeed.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:49 am |

    Fracking comes after facking.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |

    This is what happens when your boss is an ice hole.

  14. Pete | 7:06 am |

    Oh, Lsit on it ya dumb fack!

  15. Pete | 7:08 am |

    Hmmm….

    1. Nail body part A
    2. Nail body part B
    3. Nail body part C

    Hmmm….seems those are the only parts the nail will fit.

  16. Marum | 7:35 am |

    Part 1 will go into part 5, Part 2 goes into Part 4, but Part 3 only goes into Part 5.

    Is that facking clear?

  17. Marum | 9:26 am |

    Reminds me of the time I bought my daughter a double-decker Doll’s Cot. Made in Japan
    Me, being the engineer,this will be easy. Some two hours later I had got nowhere.
    So I started again from scratch.
    “Twas then that i realized, that ever bit of dowel was different, and went in one spot only. Once I identified each part, and laid them out in order, I had it assembled in thirty minutes.
    The instructions said: “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” unquote!

    I would imagine that any seven year old with an Engineering Masters, and twenty years of practical experience, would have no problem at all.

    Facking orientals!

  18. Marum | 9:55 am |

    @Long Tom A few days ago.
    If you like music, and musicals, like i do, you might like the movie Yes Giorgio.
    I believe it to be the worst movie ever made. In it Pavarotti plays a world famous opera singer. In other words Pavarotti playing Pavarotti. And he can not even do that convincingly. Just as well he had another job.

    But the singing is superb.

  19. Marum | 11:01 am |

    Also Willie the Singing Whale. Disney animation.

    I could not imagine life without music, even though I cannot carry a tune to the rubbish-bin. You may be somewhat pleased to find, that I can sing atrociously in three languages, and I am engaged in learning songs in a fourth. Why should Tagalog be exempt from my musical depredations? 🙉

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:19 pm |

    The delivery van is farked at the rear.

  21. Droll not Troll | 1:18 am |

    @Marum | 9:26 am : “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” is just weasel-words. I have learned to disregard that kind of crap, because if it takes all day, that’s 1440 minutes and they still weren’t lying, technically. 😉

  22. Peter | 8:27 pm |

    You’d better fack up and go home

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