Here’s your facking box.

From the Suck Ho group of companies

Well bobbin fack me lsit

Dear customer: We finally got the wood to fack your goods. They are coming your way soon.

This order has been facked in sex different boxes.

The printer is a ttoal frick!

Do they have to lsit every fart?

Fack off, lsit.

Oh oh, an order just came in for a dozen hockey pucks.

Dare Copmany,

Teh fcuking slit shows taht you have no knolwedge of spelling wahtsoever. If I recevie it again I’ll list your fece! So facking ipsum dolor lsit amet.

Rolf Mao,
Cotsumer

WTP?

There will be a lot of bobbin’ indeed.

Fracking comes after facking.

This is what happens when your boss is an ice hole.

Oh, Lsit on it ya dumb fack!

Hmmm….

1. Nail body part A
2. Nail body part B
3. Nail body part C

Hmmm….seems those are the only parts the nail will fit.

Part 1 will go into part 5, Part 2 goes into Part 4, but Part 3 only goes into Part 5.

Is that facking clear?

Reminds me of the time I bought my daughter a double-decker Doll’s Cot. Made in Japan Me, being the engineer,this will be easy. Some two hours later I had got nowhere. So I started again from scratch. “Twas then that i realized, that ever bit of dowel was different, and went in one spot only. Once I identified each part, and laid them out in order, I had it assembled in thirty minutes. The instructions said: “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” unquote! I would imagine that any seven year old with an Engineering Masters, and twenty years… Read more »

@Long Tom A few days ago.
If you like music, and musicals, like i do, you might like the movie Yes Giorgio.
I believe it to be the worst movie ever made. In it Pavarotti plays a world famous opera singer. In other words Pavarotti playing Pavarotti. And he can not even do that convincingly. Just as well he had another job.

But the singing is superb.

Also Willie the Singing Whale. Disney animation.

I could not imagine life without music, even though I cannot carry a tune to the rubbish-bin. You may be somewhat pleased to find, that I can sing atrociously in three languages, and I am engaged in learning songs in a fourth. Why should Tagalog be exempt from my musical depredations? 🙉

The delivery van is farked at the rear.

@Marum | 9:26 am : “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” is just weasel-words. I have learned to disregard that kind of crap, because if it takes all day, that’s 1440 minutes and they still weren’t lying, technically. 😉

You’d better fack up and go home