Lack of rhythm a plus…

posted on 3 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

need-white-english-teacher

Photo courtesy of Gregory Goldblatt.
Found in Hong Kong. 

22 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Yellow ones not good

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    But you’ve already got white online translator!

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Apply here

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    But black English is a lot more fun!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    An English teacher with red background?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Ginger hair may help.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    You could try a teacher bleacher.

  8. DrLex | 4:53 am |

    Yellow English isn’t working too well for them.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:22 am |

    Learn to spell with a black art teacher.

  10. Long Tom | 5:23 am |

    Hey, Bruce Springsteen wrote a song whose lyrics included, “To go and kill the yellow man”.

  11. Frank Burns | 6:01 am |

    We got ebonics covered already.

  12. Conventi | 6:21 am |

    Yours cheerfully,

    Ku Klux Clan

  13. Marum | 7:06 am |

    Waiter: “Red or white wine sir?”

    Diner: “Doesn’t it come in any other colours?”

  14. Marum | 7:07 am |

    Is the position still vacant? Has anybody rung the number?

  15. Marum | 7:11 am |

    .@DNT 0409. Hell NO?

    You don’t want to teach the por little buggers Scot’s English.

  16. Marum | 7:53 am |

    @Long Tom 0523.

    It is much more fun to try to kill the yellow woman….By loving her to death.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 9:32 am |

    WTF, Does Black Teacher Matters?

  18. Big Fat Cat | 9:34 am |

    The owner of this English School doesn’t speak much English, I presume. Get them a hillbilly to teach English and three months later, the student will speak the perfect Queen’s language.

  19. Lora | 1:35 pm |

    Get Olaf the Snowman to teach them. From the controversy I’ve heard about his recent short and Disney’s movie Coco, he’s whiter than the snow he’s made from.

  20. Marum | 4:34 am |

    @BFC 0923.. . Only if you’re colour blind.

  21. Eggrish | 6:32 pm |

    Didn’t capitalize White? Now that’s racist !! :p

  22. DaVince | 7:54 pm |

    I can’t read all the words but the sign does say “white person” so I think they’re actually looking for an English person who’s white. Just to make sure they’re the real deal and can really help them with their English, I guess…

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