Make your Bingyu dream come true!

posted on 25 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs


Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

23 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    Passengers start full, but rough seas will soon change that!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Is drive-by machining a big problem around here?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    Warning: Beware of over-active apostrophes.

  4. DrLex | 4:56 am |

    Passenger dissatisfaction within 20 minutes guaranteed!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 5:09 am |

    You need to bring your AAAA batteries if you want to Bingyou.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    Fish & Ships

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |

    7. … to be continue’d.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:21 am |

    … a nd don ‘ t theships. Bing yu for understanding!

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am: Efficient ships?

  10. Yu No Hoo | 5:38 am |

    After the ship stopped, the row began.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:45 am |

    Re #5: at least it’s not a dictator-ship.

  12. Marum | 6:01 am |

    Passengers start full.

    Passengers finish empty.

    Seasickness wins again.

  13. Marum | 6:06 am |

    The reason Rule 7. was not finished was, the signwriter had to go for a chunder, and fell overboard.

  14. Marum | 6:06 am |

    Go To “Bingyu Gou”!
    This national park in Dongbei or north-east China, halfway between Dalian and Dandong, has an AAAA rating and it’s well-deserved. I took 450 photos and 400 were fantastic. The scenery is breath-taking. The cable car to a mountain peak was thrilling. A beautiful, clean, clear, green river winds through a gorgeous gorge surrounded by mountain peaks.

  15. Marum | 6:10 am |

    Gleat Chinesee Lip orf. Translation = Toulist tlap.

    Lodging in the park
    My wife and I spent a day and one night at the park in Bingyu Valley in April 2011. Due to 1st May Labor day, the park was quite crowded. We were almost the only non-Chinese in there. After arranging a reservation from Dalian for a night at the park (as suggested by Lonely Planet guide) with the help of our Dalian hotel staff, we took an early direct bus to Bingyu park entrance. On site, it was no longer possible to be understood in English and without prior reservation and several notes prepared in Chinese, I wonder how we would have been understood. The room available at the park was quite rudimentary (we took a three-bed room in the main building because other rooms available were too rustic cabin-like shacks). Our room was simplistic with no hot water and quite expensive at 480 RMB for what it was. The scenery was beautiful and some paths were very pleasant to walk by away from the crowd. The crowd disappeared around 7:00PM as only a few people remained in the park for the night. Having to take a small boat operated by the park staff to get in and out of the park, we had to wait for the first boat to start its day on the following morning to get to the road waiting for a bus to pass by. Fortunately, while waiting for a bus to come by, someone offered a ride (45 min) to the town (Zhuanghe) which we accepted after reducing the negotiated price for the ride (fromm 100 to 60 RMB). There we succeede to take one of several buses back to Dalian. All in all, an interesting experience for visiting a park not as wild and quiet as expected but quite nice and different. Available information on Internet or in written guides is scarce, incomplete (most often non-existent) and we strongly recommend a good preparation for non-Chines-speaking tourists.

  16. Marum | 6:27 am |

    There is a small fairy you can ride.. Which probably explains why you should not bend over to put your hand in the water.

  17. Marum | 6:44 am |

    I, Jose Mareado, recommend the Ferry trip.

  18. Pete | 7:35 am |

    ♫ Welcome to the machine. What did you dream? ♫
    ♫ It’s alright. We told you what to dream. ♫

    This is China. And you WILL dream about Bingyu.
    Now put on your life jacket!

  19. algernon | 1:49 pm |

    So its a rowing ship

  20. algernon | 1:51 pm |

    A ship cannot have enough tourists

  21. Tom P. | 2:13 pm |

    Visitors need to wear a bulletproof vest to avoid the drive by machine guns

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |

    @ Droll not Troll | 5:27 am: Efficient, like Potato Ships.

  23. Lora | 2:05 pm |

    Row, row, row your boat
    Gently down the stream,
    Throw your garbage overboard
    And hear the captain scream!

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