Mutoton sliges are best served cold…

posted on 12 Jan 2018 in Chinglish

famous-human-settlents

Photo courtesy of Beril Lapson.
Found in Hengshui, China.

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Strong around the nethers

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    Dil doiled for breakfast

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    – Mommy? What’s ‘Breakfast’?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    Slige Midluachra

    From Wikipedia, the dip-doiled encyclopedia

    Slige Midluachra is the old mutoton road settlents betail High Kings Road that ran in ancient times from the Tara to Dunseverick on the north coast of China …

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |

    – Wai ter! There’s a mutot on my betail zng!
    – Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mad dam.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    The famous human settlent green is popular here.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |

    I prefer my ZNG beheaded.

  8. Long Tom | 4:44 am |

    Sounds like the ingredients the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles place on their pizzas.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    Mutoton sliges go well with slided port.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:17 am |

    Can I have Kim Kardashian fatty fried eggs and bacon?

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:19 am |

    There’s been a rash of complaints about the chafing dish.

  12. Frank Burns | 6:32 am |

    Something about this rubs me the wrong way.

  13. UCity | 8:41 am |

    Bubble, bubble doil and drouble!

  14. Pete | 9:50 am |

    I hear they like muto ton in Paki, Stan.

  15. Marum | 9:57 am |

    It appears as if a Chafing Dish is the bane of Marie.

  16. Marum | 9:58 am |

    This menu was brought to you by; The Fast Fued People.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:01 am |

    Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations slige,
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits zng a lurgid bee.
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
    And hooptiously drangle me with betail bindlewurdles,.

    (See also:
    “Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning”)

  18. Marum | 10:02 am |

    They will be seud for freudulent misroperesentabulation.

  19. Long Tom | 10:05 am |

    Must be a catered meal for visiting Vogons.

  20. Marum | 10:25 am |

    This food most be orright. They don;t give you needles with it.

  21. Marum | 10:29 am |

    North Korea has the Million Mutoton Bomb.

    It is wery dangeroos….Especially when it has gone off.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:08 pm |

    Untied sliges of Mutoton

  23. Droll not Troll | 1:20 am |

    How’s the feng shui in Hengshui?

  24. Peter | 3:48 pm |

    Mind-doggling chingrish

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