Rude imagination will not be tolerated.

posted on 28 Jan 2018 in Chinglish


Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    We will self say it only once…

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    I don’t do selfies

  3. algernon | 5:00 am |

    Just rip into it

  4. algernon | 5:01 am |

    Just think about it

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:21 am |

    You don’t need to remind me. I can imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |

    Be self control. Don’t let others push your buttons.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |

    In my well-mannered imagination, the policeman is reading me a bedtime story. But I’m high.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:07 am |

    The wrinkled poster doesn’t look self well-mannered.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:18 am |

    ”May we remind you”?
    Hey, it’s January!

  10. Marum | 9:12 am |

    I am afraid my imagination is totally unfettered and can not be controlled.

    Least of all, by me.

  11. Marum | 9:15 am |

    Besides. I consider a “good joke” offends someone.

    A “great joke” offends everyone.

  12. Marum | 9:46 am |

    However, in Communist China, your imagination will follow party lines.

    Otherwise you will be sent to a community for political re-education.
    There, they will beat the ferk out of you, until your imagination will no longer extend past your next beating. Plus, aversion therapy, using 240 volts on various interesting bits of your body, may help too.

    I, Hau Ling Fook.

    Commander of the Red Guards.

    Approve of this process.

  13. Tom41 | 2:24 pm |

    Whoever ripped that poster is not well-mannered… I can’t even tell what you’re supposed to be self-!

  14. Peter | 8:35 pm |

    Typical of an entire nation with no inagination

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