Started off with so much promise…

posted on 10 Jan 2018 in Instructions

window-cleaning

Photo courtesy of Sasha Jasty.
Found at hotel in Kawasaki, Japan.

20 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    It isn’t inconvenient to shut the curtain, so…….. I should leave it open, then?

  2. algernon | 4:11 am |

    I don’t want anybody watching me work

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Also, do not throw something, as Windows may crash.

  4. algernon | 4:14 am |

    Should I wash while I sleep

  5. Conventi | 4:46 am |

    Rise of the Gondola is the name of the next Star Wars movie.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:55 am |

    ♩♬ Do a little windows, make a little trouble, gets down tonight. ♪♫

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    Windows will be carried out, welcome Lunix!

  8. Long Tom | 5:17 am |

    It’s not our responsibility that our window washers have to be Peeping Toms!

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    OSX cleaning will be carried out tomorrow. We will use Disk Utility.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:59 am |

    No, I WANT them to watch.

  11. jjhitt | 6:19 am |

    When window washers get down, the gondola rises.

  12. Marum | 6:37 am |

    I see. Please do not go down in front of the window cleaner. We’ve had three fall off their platforms recently.

  13. Marum | 6:40 am |

    ♫ You ought to see the things I’ve seen,
    When I’m cleaning windows♪

    (George Formby)

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:03 am |

    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
    Windows 10: Rise of the Gondolas

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:06 am |

    WARNING: Windows not found. Please throw something to continue …

  16. Pete | 11:15 am |

    Gondola?
    Is that why those things on the window are called VENETIAN blinds?

  17. Pete | 11:18 am |

    Lookee here, Akira.

    This is Kawasaki. It’s just not an imaginative tourist town.
    And this is just your typical run of the mill branch of the Nikko hotel chain.

    You wanna entertain fantasies of Gondolas in Venice?
    Try that Italianate-looking love hotel down the street….

  18. Long Tom | 5:55 pm |

    @Pete: Actually gondolas in Venice, Italy are strictly for tourists. The real transport in that city is via vaporetto motorboat busses.

  19. Marum | 10:20 am |

    F–k orf. I’m the vulgar boatman.

  20. Marum | 10:22 am |

    He went to Italy.
    Where he caught the gondolier.
    His doctor reckoned he had the venetian disease.

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