That can be treated.

posted on 6 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

ostrich-discharge

Gonna need more napkins.

Photo courtesy of Gary Dyck.

26 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Another way if eating fried crap

  2. Marum | 4:05 am |

    EEERK!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Don’t ask what you get from pulled pork!

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Shapens the taste

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Ostriches are renowned for running.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    This is the chef’s magnum o’pus.

  7. Marum | 4:16 am |

    Hi! I am a flightless bird with hairy feathers.

    OK. As I can’t pronounce your name….You’re discharged.

  8. Marum | 4:19 am |

    Looks like beer taps to me.

  9. Marum | 4:23 am |

    Maybe it is how your mouth tastes the next day.

  10. Marum | 4:29 am |

    This is as close as I can come to a translation, but I stabd to be corrected. My Vietnamese is only at the “Hello – how are you – order a loaf of bread -level.

    Piece of ostrich meat mixed with spicy tongue, tongue and tongue of pineapple aromatic nose will be the home cooking must be praised

    Ingredient
    250 g ostrich meat just enough MSG just enough lemongrass just enough garlic A little chili just enough sand 1 bulb onion just enough fish sauce
    Guide
    1. Slice meats, thinly sliced ​​onions. 2. Put the oil in hot saucepan, garlic + lemongrass + chili and leave the meat on the island. The meat just tasted fish sauce, sugar, powder for the taste and leave the onion on the island until cooked onion is also meat. 3. Serve with rice or bread.

  11. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Also, I have no idea which island, you are commanded to leave the meat on.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:20 am |

    Does it support wireless discharging?

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    Tastes like THIT!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |

    @Marum | 4:29 am: My Vietnamese is non-existant, but I was thinking that the discharge could mean an ostrich egg.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:47 am |

    Mmm, bird thit.

  16. Marum | 5:51 am |

    Throw a bit of Emu on the barbie,
    Along with a haunch of Skippy too,
    Now braise it until it’s done all nice and rare,
    And while we gobble down our Coat of Arms,
    We’ll lustily sing; Advance Australia Fair.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:07 am |

    Well , chili fried ostriches shouldn’t be in the military anyhow.

  18. Lora | 11:16 am |

    Sounds like the time my pet canary got chirpies. Fortunately, it was tweetable. *ba dump bump chhh*

  19. Long Tom | 1:05 pm |

    I’m afraid you will now have to take over his duties, Mr. Echidna.

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:05 pm |

    @Lora | 11:16 am : Sorry, couldn’t resist:
    Tweetable? That’s *ba dumb Trump*

  21. Droll not Troll | 8:46 pm |

    Bufet? Patrons who tried this dish must have told them to f off.

  22. Marum | 9:07 am |

    @Long Tom 1305.
    Did you know, an Echidna has a four-headed Penis which it doesn’t urinate through. Also when it orgasms it only uses two of them but never the same two.
    Monotremes are amazing.
    Only three exist: The Aust Echidna; the PNG Echidna; the Platypus.

    So how’s that girls? A four headed Penis, which never ever tastes of pee.

  23. Long Tom | 1:43 pm |

    @Marum: Sonic the Hedgehog probably calls Knuckles that.

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:58 pm |

    @Long Tom | 1:43 pm: What, Monotreme or four-headed penis? 😛

  25. Tom P. | 10:34 am |

    I’ll just “stick my head in the sand”, while eating it.

  26. Peter | 3:36 pm |

    YUCK

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