That’s sippin’ jianshi.

posted on 8 Jan 2018 in Chinglish

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After a couple jianshi everyone looks gorgeous.

Photo courtesy of Thomas Leeb.
Headrest cover found on China Eastern airline.

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Jianshi will help you join the Mile High Club.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    I’ve had beers that tasted like they had a human origin… or maybe feline.

  3. algernon | 4:25 am |

    I’d hate to see what their lamps look like

  4. algernon | 4:26 am |

    Skin to skin

  5. DrLex | 5:17 am |

    Try our new human origin intoxicant, Soylent Booze.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 6:01 am |

    Human origin wasn’t that gorgeous according to Darwin.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:08 am |

    Is that a Green Jianshi with a Three Pronged Crown?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:11 am |

    You should try Jianshi dry

  9. Marum | 3:17 am |

    Intoxicant fertile? Maybe not.

    But as they say: Licquor is quickour.

  10. Marum | 3:19 am |

    Drink Jianshi dry

    She’ll love it.

  11. Marum | 3:57 am |

    If Jianshi really loves you, she WILL do the same for you.

  12. Marum | 4:31 am |

    @FB. 0608. No, It used to be a Maserati – pranged by a drunken Chinese millionaire.

  13. sam | 2:38 pm |

    You can do anything a Jianshi… the only limit is yourself…

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