Viagra, Cialis…

posted on 13 Jan 2018 in Signs

erectical-goods

Photo courtesy Daniel Albert.
Found in Sendai, Japan.

27 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Buy 1 item and get a boners of 50% off the second item.

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |

    For things that stick up

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Thank you for shopping here. Please come again!

  4. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Gor the turgidly inclined

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    I recommend erectrical outlet.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |

    – Sweetie, it’s Daddy’s erection day, let’s go shopping!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    AKA wood products.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |

    Where you’ll find the fleshlights.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:46 am |

    – Are you sure you want a vacuum cleaner, Madam? It does not vibrate that much,,,
    – I know, but at least it sucks!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    Whatever turns you on.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:14 am |

    Better pick up one of those urge suppressors.

  12. Marum | 5:33 am |

    Can I vote in the Japanesee General Erection?

  13. Marum | 5:36 am |

    @Yu Noo Hoo 0514.

    My wife had an urges suppressor fitted. It works like this during sex: “You know dear. I think the ceiling would look better painted blue.”

    Hahahahahahaha – sob.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:37 am |

    -Do you need a plug for your appliance, sir?
    -Yes, but…

  15. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |

    ……….or are you just glad to see me?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:59 am |

    Beware of random discharges.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |

    To get to this department, please go down in the erevator.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:27 am |

    It’s mostly cheap Chinese stuff that says ”Co Ming Soon” and ”Buy two, get erected for Free!”

  19. Marum | 6:54 am |

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the Rord.

  20. Marum | 7:07 am |

    Use a tens Machine to torture your lady’s lovely bits. She’ll probably love it.

    But remember. She may want to do the same to you. (How brave are you?)

    BTW. Use the gel-pads. Not bloody arrigato-clips.

  21. Long Tom | 8:03 am |

    “Hey, Tanaka, can you explain to me why so many Western tourists are laughing and taking photographs of that sign?”

  22. Frank Burns | 9:18 am |

    Somebody found dad’s old stash of “Playboys”.

  23. Big Fat Cat | 12:13 pm |

    Sendai or Sexdial ?

  24. Long Tom | 4:13 pm |

    @Frank Burns: Penthouse magazine is actually much naughtier; they show vaginas.

  25. Tong Lin | 9:02 pm |

    Does it come in blue?

  26. Marum | 5:06 am |

    Oh! I never knew Vaginas were naughty.

    Delicious,
    Delightful,
    Enticing,
    Esculent,
    Exciting,
    But naughty?

  27. Peter | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Like the most recent erection turned out to be catastrophic

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