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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
We all pay in the end…
Be a generous lover.
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Pencil case found in Japan.
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The little fish is observing the cat’s bottom with a great interest, so …
She packs up so neatly also
Leave your money on the fridge
Error 404: Love not found. Please divorce …
My pen is in here some where.
Unzip me first.
I charge by the foot.
Love is never free, so is cat food.
The fish is the cat’s love offering.
Fear not; the pink pussy is on the case.
It’s a business doing pleasure with you.
I’m not paying for “love”, I’m paying for them to go away after.
When I’m loving you, I’d rather you didn’t remain stationery.
Certainly not for the fish, as it’s no doubt about to find out.
SALE: Buy one love, get a cash register for free!
You didn’t score at tennis, so pay up!
Q: Why do you get sex for free, once you’re married?
A; Because once you’re married, most of the sex you get is worth nothing.
@Long Tom 0518. Our Burmese Cat ,used to bring us dead mice as a love offering. To him, a highly esteemed food item. He had obviously accepted us as part of his family, and was worried about our ability to feed ourselves. So. One day i caught a mouse, and brought it to him still twitching. He was very polite. He sniffed it up and down, and then turned his head sideways, hooked his big teeth round the mouse, and walked off with it. After that he never brought us any more mice. We had demonstrated our ability to catch… Read more »
Love is not free. The cat is.