What about normal emergencies!

posted on 27 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

no-touch-in-normal

Give it an abnormal touch…

Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

17 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Abby Normal approves this message.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Let’s hope there are no normal emergencies, then.

  3. algernon | 4:12 am |

    Don’t touch yourself

  4. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Doesn’t touch the buttons

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    No touch, no iPhone

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Touch me, I’m abnormal!

  7. Frank Burns | 6:10 am |

    The “Me Too” movement goes to China.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:32 am |

    @Frank Burns: It’s the #MeTooPushButton Movement.

  9. Marum | 8:18 am |

    Preferably, use your tongue.

  10. Marum | 9:25 am |

    If the sign starts squealing, and leaping all over the place, you have touched in the correct place.
    It should now be satisfactorily on fire.

  11. Marum | 9:58 am |

    It may not be an emergency, if I have a mighty erection, and my lady is away.

    But it certainly is a disaster. 😿

  12. Anomoly | 10:36 am |

    Cmon cmon cmon cmon now touch me baby

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm |

    What is #2, a reach-around?

  14. algernon | 8:09 pm |

    Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm | A wipe?

  15. Lora | 8:07 pm |

    Is it okay to touch Weird Al?

  16. DrLex | 4:53 am |

    Touch allowed in vector that deviates at least 5° from normal.

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