After 2 drinks the wimpiness subsides.

posted on 28 Feb 2018 in Menus

rosso-spumante

Photo courtesy of Caleb Brown.
Wine description found in Japan.

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a mouth hit today.

  2. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer the taste of old boots

  3. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Lets spu mante

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it was punch at first.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A mouth hit? It is thick red sparkling blood.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If it hits you in the mouth, don’t wine about it.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    When the cork comes out of the bottle, it goes “Popeye”.

  8. coffeebot | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why I drink beer.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh taste, with an aroma of berries and just a hint of knuckles.

  10. Long Tom | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Diary Of A Wimpy Adult”

  11. Geo | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK to be wimpy as long as it’s in a brilliant fragrance. There’s no shame in that.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Rosso’s Spermante is so dry!

  13. Marum | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh! I thought they were after Juniper Berries.

  14. Pete | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Now let me get this straight:
    You propose I pay you roughly 12 bucks so you can hit me in the mouth?
    Smooth. Real smooth. Just how wimpy do you think I am?

  15. Pete | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    Juniper?
    Ugh…GIN.

    I, for one, HATE Gin. Tastes like frickin’ MEDICINE!

  16. Marum | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For the Brandy drinkers:

    ♫You’ll chuck and you’ll chunder,
    On Chateau Tanunda.♪

    Seppelts owns the Chateau Tanunda estates in South Aust.

  17. Marum | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0630.

    Haha. A Martini is traditionally Gin + Dry Vermouth. Unless you are 007 who has his made with Vodka. (Shaken not stirred)

    “I’ll have a Martinus.”

    ‘Don’t you mean Martini?’

    “No. I’m only having one.”

    (Stan Freeburg. I think. Big Julie Don’t go. Anyway Ancient Roman joke)

  18. Marum | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There are some unfortunately named wines here in OZ. Like, for instance.

    Asti Spewmante.

    Riccadonna

    Someone once asked me:

    “What’s Ricadonna like?”

    Me: “Like Ricca mortis. Especially the next morning.”

  19. Marum | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    On grog:

    Q: If Julia Migenes Johnson was up to her tits in Champagne, where would I like to be?

    A: Up to my nuts in Cider.

  20. Pete | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 6:43:

    I’ll remember that if I ever order two Martin-Eye….

  21. Pete | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess I should have spelled it “Marteen-Eye”?

  22. Classic Steve | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The translator had sampled the product.

  23. Long Tom | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I was also reminded of this Hefty garbage bag commercial from years ago:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJdQfjaRAG0

  24. Filboid | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Why yes, I would like a knuckle sandwich.”
    Apologies to Gary Larson…

  25. Droll not Troll | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 6:30 am: Yeah, I tried gin once.
    Once.

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