Chicken Little Goes Skiing…

posted on 13 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

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I shouldn’t have used my sky pole…

Photo courtesy of Amelia Peereboom.
Found at Nanshan Ski resort, outside of Beijing, China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    – B … But Officer, I didn’t fall all that snow…!

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Wind makes you blow over

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    New Olympic sport

  4. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    If your skies fall down, you must be piste.

  5. Marum | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The skies lift, is the stairway to heaven.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Considering that the day breaks and the night falls, I don’t see how the skies stay up there anyway.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon | 4:04 am: It usually makes me blow off. 😛

  8. Conventi | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, “Falling Skies” wasn´t that good of a TV series anyway.

  9. Marum | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If your skies fall down, the Red Guards will beat the piste out of you, until you learn to be more careful.

  10. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    @DNT 0424. It could be like the reason babies don’t fall out.

    It’s all the screws wot holds ’em in.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    – Look, Mommy, it’s snowing!
    – Those are just skiers, honey.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    @Marum | 4:51 am: You could be right. I heard of these things called air screws.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    I before E except après ski.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    If I make them fall up, do I win a prize?

  15. Frank Burns | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    I love that song! By R.E.M. right?

  16. Yu No Hoo | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a binding rule.

  17. Classic Steve | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    They’re supposed to be the friendly skies….

  18. Pete | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    ♫ Now I’m Sky, Sky Fallin’…. ♫

    (Mini Tribute to the late Tom Petty)

  19. coffeebot | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    don’t use sky poles

  20. Eggrish | 7:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Guess we’re gonna have to use the sky lift instead.

  21. algernon | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    DNT@4:35. I fart therefore I wind

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