Excuse me for trying to renovate downtown.

posted on 23 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

ancient-building-renovating

I am but a humble container…

Photo courtesy of Ben Campbell.
Found in China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Nasty building

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Spot of shipping then

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Keep it up, Building!

  4. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    There is one thing worse, than your lady being too much trouble.

    It is, her being not enough trouble.

  5. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I would have thought it more likely that an “Old Building” was decrepitating.

    Actually. “decrepitating” does not mean anything like how it sounds.

  6. Marum | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    That is just to annoy the people who suffer from: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

  7. Marum | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliphobia:

    https://www.google.com.au/search?rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU742AU742&ei=uvuPWt6ED4vX8QXIzYCwBg&q=hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia+song&oq=hippopoto&gs_l=psy-ab.1.3.0l4j0i10k1j0l2j0i10k1l2j0.6665.12567.0.22555.9.7.0.2.2.0.374.2247.2-2j5.7.0….0…1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.9.2258…46j0i131k1j0i131i46k1j46i131k1j0i46k1j0i67k1j0i131i67k1j0i46i67k1j46i67k1.0.uJkvU-WETUw

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s fine, I was looking for trouble anyway.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Opening soon, inconvenience store.

  10. Pete | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Dirty old building.
    Tuck your cornerstone back into your foundation!

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They don’t make buildings like they used to. These modern buildings don’t know how to renovate anything!

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I can handle trouble. Just don’t bring me hullabaloo.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If this erection is still bringing trouble after four hours, consult the builder.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the New Great Wall of China?

  15. Marum | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC 0553. In line with the Party’s decision to censor the internet, the new wall is to keep out the Gigabytes.

    Lotsa Gigabytes in China.

  16. Long Tom | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There was a Doctor Who episode about a self-maintaining city which had to be destroyed because it ended up feeding itself by eating the local population.

  17. Frank Burns | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Steve Martin; building renovations LLC.

  18. Peter | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just wondering . . . how much did they pay that building?

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