From everybody complained…

I don’t smoke in the floor unless I’m board.

– Are you smoking, Madam?
– N..No, Officer, I was just looking for my–
– I see. Get out of the floor, please.

People burning holes everybody’s in it

Smorking is bed for everybody

At the very least, offenders will get a lot of stairs.

Floor smoking is bad for your health

Everybody will be on your ash about it.

Smoke on the Water – from Deep Purple

What about smorking on the ceiling?

@Frank 5:56:

The very first guitar bar chords every teenage guitarist of a certain age played when they learned how to do bar chords….

The sign made me think of this old Pink Panther cartoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUOPdqTl69M

@Pete 0748. Only if you have the flue.

Smoking in the floor can be caused by doing burnouts in your lounge room.

@Frank Burns | 5:56 am: Burning Down the House, by Talking Heads.

Resistance is FU-tile!

And no dancing during the ceiling.

Smoking in the ceiling, anybody?