In the chicken’s defense, he WAS a vegetarian.

posted on 18 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Angel Manabat.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The chicken contains no meat.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange taste peanut tastes like vegetarian chicken.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Marinated goose web? What is that radioactive spider going to bite next?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    That drunk black fish is a marinated mofo!

  5. algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Thats a relief I thought it would be vegan

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Go home black fish, you’re drunk

  7. Yu No Hoo | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Huh, a fish that got tanked.

  8. Conventi | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken Feet, mmhhh….

  9. Long Tom | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What next, spicy chicken feathers?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! This peanut has a strange taste!
    – Strange? You should try the drunk black fish, Madam.

  11. Marum | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My boiled peanuts always have an unusual taste.

    I boils ’em in Rum.

  12. Marum | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Marinated Tofu = Total waste of f—-n time.

  13. Marum | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you haave a red date, it’s probably time to lay off the Thai red curry with chillies.

  14. Marum | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Cop. “Are you drunk sir?”

    Driver: “Not really Osserfer, I have jussh drunk too mush Blackfish.”

    C: “Will you please get out of the car sir.”

    D. “I can’t Cuntschabell. I’ve still got Schikens feet.”

  15. Classic Steve | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When you live underwater, you’re always drinking….

  16. Long Tom | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Classic Steve: I remember a “Mutts” cartoon where a fish is in a bowl and complains, “I need a drink.”

  17. Pete | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We ate there and my date certainly turned red.
    I took her home and haven’t seen her since.
    Sure hope she recovered.

  18. Pete | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh what complicated webs those geese spin….

  19. Pete | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s this, Officer?

    It’s a ticket for drunken swimming, Mr. Blackfish.
    You may appear to challenge the charge in court or you may pay the fine online, over the phone, by mail or in person as described on the reverse side.

    This appears to be your first offense. If you decide to challenge, I believe the judge will likely go easy on you.

  20. Pete | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: Waiter, just what the HE** is THIS?

    B: That’s Tofo, ya Mofo. You ordered it. You don’t like it, not my problem.

  21. Pete | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. Peanut…not to be rude, but may I suggest you try the spa down the street? A good soak might do wonders for your aroma. It’d be nice to have you return to good taste once again.

  22. Eggrish | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, gonna need to see some id for the Drunk Black Fish entree, you look a little young.

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 8:21 am: Not the way we make it! My lady and I often have marinated tofu – it’s oven-baked after marinating, BTW. And neither of is vegantarigan, either.

  24. Pete | 4:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT:

    Vegantarigans?
    Is that a Vegetarian Hooligan?
    Or, does it resemble a Ptarmigan?

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 4:41 pm: I’m trying to come up with a single term to describe all the varieties of people who, selectively, don’t use animal products.

  26. Pete | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT:

    Oh, I see.
    Hmmm…gonna have to “noodle” on that one.

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