Love hurts

posted on 27 Feb 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Signs

attack-gift

Photo courtesy of Caitlyn Clarke.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

27 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re having assail on these.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Shuriken

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Something to drop on you

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Present arms!!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ¿Piñata?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Happy Birthday, dear! *…10…9…8…7…*

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ve all been boxed.

  8. Pete | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Heh.

    Assault flowers.

    What’ll those Japanese think of next?

  9. Pete | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese caption translates to:

    “Whiteness that conveys your feelings.”

    No I’m not kidding.

  10. Pete | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm…look at the background.
    A laser weapon, perhaps?

    :)

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They have a gift of the month club.

  12. Mr Lister | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They meant “A tacky gift”, obviously.
    I mean, sunflowers from the land of the Rising Sun. Yep.

  13. Frank Burns | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect gift for your frenemy.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re throwing a party!
    Really? Who are you throwing it at?

  15. Marum | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess: After the gift, one hopes for a “small arms” inspection.

  16. Marum | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually. Inside the posy, is a small hive of Killer Bees.

  17. Marum | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How to piss a Japanese lady right off.

    Give her Cauliflowers.

  18. Classic Steve | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Candygram for Mongo….

  19. Filboid | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And for Valentine’s: Heart Attack Gift!

  20. Long Tom | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode where Shredder gives April O’Neil a doku plant, a flowering plant which produces toxic fumes.

  21. Long Tom | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, certain Japanese military units during World War Two were represented by a type of flower.

  22. Marum | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ATTACK? Maybe not. But they will drive you out of your mind trying to grab them. They’re actually holograms.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 5:01 am: The whiteness of the recipient’s face – from shock!

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:03 am: I C what U did there… 😀

  25. Pete | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Killer Tomatoes next aisle over.

  26. Droll not Troll | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘No, sir; “bra” and “booby trap” are not the same thing!’

  27. Lora | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The gift that keeps on giving… a black eye, a broken nose, bruises…

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