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posted on 22 Feb 2018 in Signs

korean-bbq-sex-machine

Combining my two favorite things!

Photo courtesy of Anthony S.
Found in Japan. 

24 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Serves pork

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    I hope they’re not cooking wieners!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Combining the two could be a big miss steak.

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    So no kimchi with the sausage then.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Come in and see the dancing grills.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    When coffee machine is out of control.

  7. DrLex | 4:29 am |

    Everything is cooked Brown.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:20 am |

    May I take your ardor sir?

  9. Pete | 5:31 am |

    Bi-Bim-BANG!

  10. Pete | 5:32 am |

    Welcome sir.
    May we offer you some Galbi?

    Uh, no. Just the Gal, please.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:53 am |

    Talk about some “special sauce’………

  12. Pete | 6:06 am |

    Seeves Twice Porked Cook.

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:11 am |

    How would you like your meat done, sir?

  14. coffeebot | 6:28 am |

    No dogs allowed.

  15. Marum | 7:10 am |

    Don’t accidentally drop your sausage on the hotplate.

  16. Marum | 7:13 am |

    Might actually work.

    If you put you wife’s bum on a hot grill, it might be the first time she has moved during sex for the last twenty years.

  17. Marum | 7:37 am |

    Actually it is a Korean, nude, country and western, karaoke machine.

    It is there to see how well you yodel, when your sausage falls into the grill.

  18. Pete | 9:21 am |

    @Pete 6:06:

    Oops. Meant to start with “Serve”.
    “Seeves” is what happens to Engrish without coffee.

  19. Long Tom | 5:13 pm |

    And I had thought that the Japanese still sneered at anything Korean-even their B-B-Q.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:34 pm |

    @Pete | 9:21 am: That’s what happens when you have covfefe instead. 😛
    Typo didn’t spoil the joke for me, anyway, although until that moment I hadn’t realised there was such a thing as twice cooked pork.
    Engrish can be very educational!.

  21. Droll not Troll | 11:21 pm |

    And need we remind you? – At the BBQ Sex Machine, always use a condiment.

  22. Eggrish | 12:04 am |

    I want my baby back, baby back, back sex.

  23. Marum | 5:39 am |

    @DNT 0611.

    McF-ckaulds

    Drive thru: “How would you like your meat done, sir?

    Cust: “One doggy style, one missionary, and one cowgirl.”

    Drive thru: “OK! Would you like fellatio with that?”

  24. Pete | 7:25 am |

    @DnT 6:34:

    Yup Yup. “Twice Cooked Pork” or “Double Cooked Pork” is a pretty popular Hunanese dish.

    @Long Tom 5:13:

    Nope. Neighborhood hole-in-the-wall Korean BBQ mom & pops are a yen a dozen in Japan. The Japanese even enjoy Kim Chi…although it tends to be less spicy & garlicky than the authentic Korean version.

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