Pretty hepty!

posted on 16 Feb 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

weight-lipting

I lope the Olympics.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Haas.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Where you lose weight by liptosuction?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Who wants a fat lipt?

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bloats ariound

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives a wing of confidence

  5. Long Tom | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by Mick Jagger.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think this is Lip Ting Wong.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I only go there twice a mouth.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good for having mussels.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Fumping iron.

  10. Pete | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I want some Lifton Tea as a lipt me up.

  11. Pete | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Work out there long enough and you’ll become a Beepcake.

  12. UCity | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all liftstick on a pig, if you ask me.

  13. Tom P. | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The subtitle should read: “I love the Olypics”

  14. Classic Steve | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m no muscleman. I’m always just liptin’ tea.

  15. Filboid | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the Thing area transacts center?

  16. Pete | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @UCity 7:47:

    Shouldn’t that be “Liftstick on a FIG?”

  17. Pete | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Speaking of Liftstick, Honey Pie, I gots just the RIGHT lift-stick for youz RIGHT HERE….

  18. Droll not Troll | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone took too many spheroids.

  19. Droll not Troll | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 7:18 am: For some reason, I suddenly have a mental image of an over-muscled road-runner! 😀

  20. Marum | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Weightlifting and power-lifting were my sports from age 12 to 50.

    I now realise that I was doing it all wrong.

  21. Marum | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0350. That was how I used to torture my querida. I would make her stand on tippy-toe for ages. However, she learnt to counter that, by putting her arms around my neck to take her weight, and then wrap her legs around my waist, so I could do nothing. Then she would “butterfly” with her lamazing muscles, until I surrendered.

    All’s fair in love n war. 😜

  22. Marum | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. Kotaku has made a game for this.

    https://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/12/the-game-you-control-with-your-vagina/

  23. Marum | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It doesn’t morally outrage me. (little would, for I take the Freudian view of such things).

    But it does appall me. There is a time and a place for such displays of skill. But to play video games with it.
    It would be like me taping my penis to the joystick, and using my pelvic floor muscles to guide an aircraft.

  24. Marum | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flight Simulator of course – not for real. (hopefully)

  25. Peter | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just for keeping pit.

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