This dressing hurts…

posted on 14 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

lettuce-in-pain

Gently toss the salad…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Chan.
Found in Hong Kong.

29 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    And rge thousand islands

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Let them down gently

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    OW! My head!!

  4. Eggrish | 4:26 am |

    Slicing a head of lettuce leads to a splitting headache.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    @webmaster: How about: Let me put a dressing on that.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Not surprising; it’s raw.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    Why is it hurting? Just ‘cos.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |

    – Waiter! This lettuce is in pain!
    – You should see the lamb you ordered, Madam…

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:42 am |

    Comes with a salad scream

  10. Frank Burns | 5:59 am |

    As a kid, I was tortured by spinach…..

  11. Yu No Hoo | 6:32 am |

    Sore lettuce needs releaf.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 6:32 am |

    It was given a pinch of salt.

  13. Classic Steve | 7:42 am |

    Aw, lettuce alone.

  14. Classic Steve | 7:43 am |

    You’d be too if somebody bit into you.

  15. Pete | 8:01 am |

    Would you like some fresh opium pods in your salad, Sir?

  16. Pete | 8:04 am |

    Twenty years ago or so, Atlanta, Georgia had a salad restaurant called:
    “Lettuce Surprise You”.

    Painfully silly name, yes.
    Oxycontin anyone?

  17. PeeBee | 9:23 am |

    So that’s why the salad always leaves.

  18. Long Tom | 4:57 pm |

    @Pete: You think that’s bad? Look at this:

    https://www.leye.com/

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:11 pm |

    The lettuce has to go back to its bed on arugula basis.

  20. Long Tom | 5:11 pm |

    Revenge of the lettuce:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbAohexT0Ho

  21. UCity | 5:12 pm |

    Pain is just chlorophyll leaving the body.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:17 pm |

    Poor lettuce! It got slugged in the garden.

  23. Droll not Troll | 10:07 pm |

    Maybe it’s time to put the lettuce out of its mizuna.

  24. Marum | 8:48 am |

    That screaming sound, is a carrot in extremis.

  25. Marum | 8:51 am |

    Dearly beloved; Lettuce spray.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 7:07 pm |

    Et tu Brute – Julius Caesar Salad

  27. Lora | 10:31 pm |

    After that Sausage Party movie, I’m not surprised that it is.

  28. iLock | 5:21 am |

    Sounds like a 90s grunge band.
    ‘Lettuce In Pain’
    Probably sounds like Screaming Trees crossed with Alice In Chains.

  29. Peter | 8:57 pm |

    Lettuce put some dressing on that raw lettuce.
    Perhaps with a miracle whip?

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