This is a reckless zone…

posted on 17 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-safety

More people die of safety than in all accidents combined…

Photo courtesy of Andy Gamble.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please step under the lipting weight.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It basically means to avoid all those Engrish warning signs?
    No, thanx.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, sanctuary much for the warning!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of safety, call our Insecurity Officer.

  5. algernon | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wall is exemply dengerous

  6. algernon | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Safety is overrated

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    – Where do you want to spend our honeymoon, darling?
    – Somewhere romantic! Let’s go to Fukushima, there’s an abandoned radioactive area with camping place in the center, located on long, slippery, oily wet stairs under a rusting construction area full of half-demolished buildings, plutonium waste leftovers and black anvils hanging on rotting ropes, just outside of chemicals and zombies warehouse with door sign ‘You Are Already Dead!’

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful falling, use your head.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We want you to enjoy your trip.

  10. Frank Burns | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You can dance if we want to
    You can leave your friends behind
    ‘Cause your friends don’t dance
    And if they don’t dance
    Well they’re no friends of mine.

  11. Marum | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There once was a burglar who had a vasectomy.

    He became a safe blower.

  12. Long Tom | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe the Chinese have started to play American football:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_(gridiron_football_position)

  13. Marum | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB 0604.

    No matter how much you shake and dance,
    The last few drops will fall in your pants.

  14. Classic Steve | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gotta be careful of those airbags.

  15. Eggrish | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The battle cry of the Yolo kingdom.

  16. Droll not Troll | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget about safe sex. You could fall off the safe and hurt yourself!

  17. Long Tom | 3:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLMBHvDNYiU

  18. Pete | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This actually explains a lot about Chinese maufacturing.

  19. Droll not Troll | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There seems to be a theme here…..
    http://www.engrish.com/?s=fall+carefully&x=0&y=0

  20. Marum | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much safety, will surely kill you.

  21. Peter | 9:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice Freudian slip

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