Disinfecting pigeons must be hard.

posted on 13 Mar 2018 in Signs


Photo courtesy of Cory Long.
Found on a university campus in Tokyo.

26 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Perhaps the harmful insects are man eaters

  2. Pete | 4:05 am |


    Anybody up for Pigeon Pie?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    The people at International Plaza really know their sh!t.

  4. Pete | 4:06 am |

    1st floor hotel eatery is the Poo Crab Restaurant.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    The pigeons are coo-operating.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    – Come on, children, lunch is ready! I found pigeons in the eat-in kitchen!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    This notice looks like it was drafted by an underling at the university who really knows English and hopes the university administrators don’t! 😉

  8. Long Tom | 4:28 am |

    Wow, a public service announcement that doesn’t mince words!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    They don’t want to ruffle anyone’s feathers.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    If they use those Korean crap forks, this job could take a while!

  11. DrLex | 4:45 am |

    I guess the crap fork is the ultimate tool for cleaning and disinfecting the pigeons.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |

    WARNING: If you don’t find them, we will disinfect YOU!

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:01 am |

    University pigeons have formed their own feculty.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 5:01 am: The pigeons’ fraternity is Phi Beta Crappa.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    The writer of the notice likes to call a spade a spade, which will be very useful in the cleanup.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    The place is infested with “stool” pigeons.

  17. Pete | 5:46 am |

    If there are that many pigeons, this could be expensive.
    Does the school’s endowment have the bread?

  18. Yu No Hoo | 6:21 am |

    @ Droll 5:07 am

    I hear their marks are dropping.

  19. Marum | 6:58 am |

    If you are feeling some; err; irritation due to my posting….Let me assure you that no Bird Lice were injured during the writing of this article.

    In fact; The part of the Bird Lice was played by juvenile fleas in grass skirts. I hope the thought of fleas, makes you feel better.

  20. Marum | 7:04 am |

    Tues 13 03 18.

    Pigeons dropped on the stock market today.
    Bird Lice rose by 20%.
    Sales of Calamine lotion were reported to increase by 50%, causing Pharmaceutical companies to rise by ten basic points.
    However some of the losses were offset during late trading after closing, when pigeons rose again.

  21. Marum | 7:07 am |

    So! The bird lice will be done in the presence of Plaza Office Staff.

    F—ing Bird Lice!

  22. Marum | 7:12 am |

    I never knew that asian penises were THAT small. 🐰

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:51 am |

    No need to disinfect them. I just find them and wash them separately.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:17 pm |

    It says what will happen if you are “out”. If you are still in the closet… well, that’s not their pigeon.

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:21 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 6:21 am: They are taking the course for the turd time.

  26. Anomoly | 9:36 pm |

    The Chinese do eat pigeon soup in certain parts of China.

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