Final worms are pretty cool…

posted on 22 Mar 2018 in Signs

pride-tonic

Hey, I know some Hindus who are wret hed…

Photo courtesy of Lindze Merritt.
Found on wall of Karaoke bar in Tokyo.

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  1. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Backward steps won’t save your soles.

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Words a phrases in no particular order

  3. Droll not troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Zero Christians? I expect there are a few more true Christians than that. The millions who only pretend to be Christians don’t count.

  4. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The worms final form worries me

  5. Droll not troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell the cook her grub is imperfect, and watch the butter fly!

  6. seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    ”Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations are to me,(with big yawning)
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
    On a lurgid bee … ”

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Onward Christian Soldier is now taking a backward step.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pride Tonic is infamous for its runaway rainbow color.

  9. Droll not troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A pride tonic is good for those who are lion about their lives.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @ algernon 4:09 am

    A worm’s final form is bird splatter.

  11. Frank Burns | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that final form in the bottom of a bottle of tequila?

  12. DrLex | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pride Tonic is the missing link between karaoke and Dante Alighieri.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This tonic is a cure for what hails you.

  14. Classic Steve | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Like Caterpie?

  15. Nonsuch Ned | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I Dante think they understand the quote.
    Although being stuck in a Tokyo Karaoke Bar probably would count as a form of purgatory.

  16. coffeebot | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Backward Christian Soldiers
    Sick and cannot see
    Grub imperfect Wret Hed
    Final worm will be

  17. Marum | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not much of a recommendation to be christian.

  18. Long Tom | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember the joke about the song sung during the 1991 Gulf War:
    “Onward, Christian Soldiers!”

  19. Pete | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an artistic masterpiece titled “Japanese T-shirt pasted to a wall.”

    BTW I finally had time to translate the “Sense Up” wipes post from a few days back. Busy time. Apologies for the delay.

  20. Marum | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 1016.

    Thanks for the translation hombre. Muchos gratias.

    I added a few engineering comments to your translation, It may give you an insight into the normal company BS, routinely disseminated to an unsuspecting populace

  21. Marum | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    If I am to be reincarnated, I would rather it be as a Dolphin, rather than a worm.

    If that’s all right with you Boss.

  22. Marum | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Not that I have anything against worms.
    They’re fine people.

    All of ’em.

  23. Marum | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    wretched: synonyms: miserable, unhappy, sad, brokenhearted, heartbroken, grief-stricken, grieving, sorrowful, sorrowing, mourning, anguished, distressed, desolate, devastated, despairing, inconsolable, disconsolate, downcast, down, downhearted, dejected, crestfallen, cheerless, depressed, melancholy, morose, gloomy, glum, mournful, doleful, dismal, forlorn, woeful, woebegone, abject, low-spirited, long-faced; More

  24. Marum | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I larvae that quote.

  25. Marum | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! It’s not “Baking Paper” is it?

    The stuff you line cake tins with.

  26. Pete | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Nope

  27. Marum | 3:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫The worms go in,
    And the worms go out,
    Into your eyes,
    And out of your snout♪

  28. Eggrish | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My wret hed head sees a missing c.

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