Flowerage World Tour!

posted on 5 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

tour-wonderland

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Photo courtesy of Chris Neilsen.
Found in China.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah a shrubbery.

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps the knights that say ni have traveled far.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d be happy to live in the flower age. With a few exceptions, it would have to smell better than the technological age.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The tour wonderland starts at the rabbit hole.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s an average flowerage?

  6. Marum | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They were by the loins, deflowered.

  7. DrLex | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The English text: “flowers, wonderland, and culture!”
    The Chinese text: “bathroom”.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Once the tour of the flowerage starts, nobody leaves.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    First annual?

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to know how this transpired.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear interest is growing.

  12. Long Tom | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Must be the Michael Jackson garden. His old estate was named “Wonderland”.

  13. Marum | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hubby argues with his wife. He brings home flowers.

    She, not willing to let the disagreement die, grumps: “Flowers huh! I guess you expect me to lie on my back all night with my legs in the air.!”

    He: ” I think the flowers would prefer it, if you just put them in a vase.”

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am: Depends on the acreage, tillage and drainage.

  15. Marum | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A rose iby any other name would smell as sweet, unless it’s an Amorphophallus titanum. (Corpse Flower)

  16. Marum | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Twas only a small cluster when I went to bed, but it arose during the night

  17. Pete | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A: So how did you like the flower wonderland?

    B: Actually I wonder why you took me. Wasn’t worth all that hullaballoo.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll 4:44 am

    Took me a while before I twigged to that reference.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 9:11 am: But you finally seed it, bud. 😛

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    After touring the flowerage, let’s take a carriage to the village for a game of cribbage or hide-the-sausage.

  21. Droll not Troll | 8:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Life is like a bed of roses but watch out for the pricks.”
    (In quotes because it was made up by someone else, long ago.)

  22. Frank Burns | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ( the Jackson estate was called “Neverland)

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