It’s all I could afford……


Mom didn’t like the joke.

Photo courtesy of David Conrad.
Found in Korea.

27 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |


  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Beware of sharp edges

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    There Is No Spoon.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    2 girls, 1 fork.

  5. Long Tom | 4:25 am |

    I cannot for the life of me figure out what that thing is supposed to be used for anyway.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    If your crap forks, you’re probably biassed.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:29 am |

    No other choice because the competition has been eliminated.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am |

    Sold by the gross.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    Every proctologist should have one.

  10. Marum | 4:54 am |

    As the knife said to the spoon.

    “Let’s get the fork outta’ here!”

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    What kinds of events do they stage in that plaza, anyway?

  12. Marum | 4:56 am |

    “Crap Fork” Of great use to they, who suffer from constipation

  13. Marum | 4:58 am |

    Guaranteed to give you the “ring of confidence”>

  14. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |

    That’s it. I’m switching proctologists.

  15. Marum | 5:00 am |

    Actually. You would need a team of strong men, to ever put that utensil up my ring.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |

    What the fork?

  17. Marum | 7:07 am |

    Well oil beef hooked!

    After a lifetime of eating seafood, I never knew of such a thing. (I grew up on the beaches of Coolangatta {Gold Coast})

    A Crab Fork/seafood pick. about 8 inches (20 cm) long. I have no idea how you use it.

  18. Chris | 7:08 am |

    “That’s not a knife.”

  19. Marum | 7:20 am |

    I have eaten mud crabs, (mangrove crabs) in restaurants as well, and have never seen such a device.

    All they give you normally, is a board, a silver hammer, and a bib, and a bowl of water (self explanatory) and a supply of table napkins, and plenty of clear space. A good bottle of Sauternes (Sauvignon Blanc) is a good accessory to the crime also.

    My fav. restaurant, used to park me in a corner, from where I couldn’t splatter all and sundry. From whence I could hammer and slurp to my heart’s content.

  20. Pete | 7:30 am |

    And crabs across the East China Sea and the Sea of Japan burbled a sigh of relief since clearly, such “forks” were designed for human medical needs.

  21. Marum | 7:38 am |

    Actually a good supply of large (60 L) plastic garbage bags would help. You can cut three holes in them and clothe the other denisons of your alcove and table in them. Failing that – plastic raincoats would be de rigueur.

    Bon appetit amiga y amigo.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:42 am |

    Made of stained steel.

  23. Marum | 7:48 am |

    @Pete 0730. As near as I can ascertain, one impales small crabs on them, Thus they can be cooked over a fame, and eaten at the table.

    The one illustrated, appears to be overly ornate, compared to the ones on the addy which I have dug up.

    BTW. Ascetain is the solvent, for cleaning fibre-glass resin out of one’s brushes..

  24. Marum | 8:26 am |

    Reminds me of the time I read an article about an alternative to the lead acid battery. Obviously wrotten by a journo, who knew FA about batteries.

    The device was described as; Assault Battery. (Every time you open the bonnet, (hood) it grabs you by the throat, and beats the crab out of you.

  25. Long Tom | 4:58 pm |

    Marum: Must be a great way to treat venereal disease. Open the bonnet and get the crabs beaten out of you.

  26. Droll not Troll | 11:26 pm |

    Is this an instrument of torture from Best Korea??

  27. Peter | 10:26 am |

    Nope, not even for free.

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