My ass only wears domestic.

posted on 28 Mar 2018 in Clothing, Signs

Jeans-shop

Photo courtesy of Jan Kietlinski.
Found in Nagoya, Japan. 

23 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    I’d like to cover more than just my ass…

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    Are those emoticons?

    I feel like they should have use a colon instead.

  3. seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    Levas’s 501?

  4. Long Tom | 4:18 am |

    I didn’t know they even made clothing in Japan nowadays. At least not the standard Western type.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:18 am |

    A stylish ass is Important.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Are they made of denim or sat in?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    I prefer palace jeans, with ballroom.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:26 am |

    It takes more than a g’dup to get an ass to move.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Do you need to burro some money to buy a pair?

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    Black Levis matter!

  11. algernon | 4:35 am |

    Well up yours too

  12. algernon | 4:36 am |

    Like white ones on a wet day

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    That’s not the kind of exchange I’m prepared to make!

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:28 am |

    If they’re imported you’ll have to pay buty.

  15. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |

    Try that for a pick-up line and see if your face gets slapped!

  16. Marum | 6:17 am |

    Don’t know about black, but I enjoyed covering my querido’s little brown ass.
    Actually, “enjoyed” is an understatement.

  17. Marum | 6:32 am |

    In Tagalog the reply to; Kamusta ka is mabuti.

    kamusta ka = how are you.

    mabuti = fine.

    Mabuti naman ako salamat. = I am fine thanks. There is a joke about that. The lady answers mabuti. The bloke says. “What’s wrong with your booty?”

  18. Marum | 7:13 am |

    @Yu No Hoo 0426. I had that problem covered. 😈

  19. Eggrish | 1:40 pm |

    Import Casual Swear

  20. Frank Burns | 4:52 am |

    These jeans will not work for me. (Because they’re casual. What did you think I meant?)

  21. Marum | 5:15 pm |

    Hands up, all they who have zipped up their jeans in a hurry, and caught their pubic hairs in the zipper.
    Actually, I’ll bet more than one female has, too.

  22. Marum | 5:16 pm |

    @DNT 0613. I reckon, a white lady would slap you even harder.

  23. coffeebot | 9:01 am |

    ;01 = apathy

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