My hards are tied…

posted on 14 Mar 2018 in Bags/Packaging

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Photo courtesy of D. Lesslie.
Found in Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhat turgid

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be satisfied!

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For yeah hard to form

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This gift is made of wood.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, bags come in hardy.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there a gift in the bag or are you just glad to see me?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s quite a hardful.

  8. DrLex | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a lot of sparkle coming out of those hards.

  9. Marum | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My little Filipina lady reckoned, all mine were for her only.

  10. Marum | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Good girl: “It’s hard to be good.”

    Bad girl: “It has to be hard to be good.”

  11. Marum | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This bloke and the lady next door find out their respective spouses are having an affair. So that night when their spouses were out at a motel somewhere, they decide to have some revenge.

    So! In his bed they have their revenge, it feels so good they have some more revenge. Then they have a shower, and repair to the kitchen, to have a cup of tea and bikkies. Then they have a quick bit of revenge on the kitchen table, then some in the hallway on the way to the bedroom, and then she has hers, cowgirl style on the dressing table chair. Then they flop into bed.

    He walks her back to her house. Once inside, she pushes him down on the lounge and giggles….”Would you like some more revenge?” He replies; “You may not believe this, but I don’t have any hard feeling left.”

  12. Pete | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what they say:
    “From hard to mouth.”

  13. Pete | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Better yet:
    “Form hard to mouse”.
    It’s Engrish, after all.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Is that your hard on me, dear?

  15. Pete | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 5:17:

    There is something special about Filipinas, isn’t there?
    (A statement, not a question.)

  16. Long Tom | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Back in the 1980’s, then-radio host Jonathan Brandmeier had a commercial where Rolling Stones band member Ron Wood tells the listeners that he wakes up listening to Brandmeier, then says to wake up with Wood.

  17. Marum | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 1358. Thou art preaching to the converted.

    However, it may be most Asian women in general. Dunno’! My experience is not extensive enough to judge by. I only ever loved one.

    Even la Filipinas I have met in Aust., are so charming.

    The local bakery is run by a Filipino, and he is assisting with my Tagalog. I think they are, in general, passionate and friendly people.

  18. Pete | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 5:58:

    Underline the word passionate.
    MUCH more so than Japanese ladies.
    And I DO have comparative experience.

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