Oh look, Wrapper, a park!

What if I refuse?

And wildlife will never be a parking lot.

The place is a dump, but we still call it home.

Ones rubbish is anothers treasure

Drive on through

For those of you who don’t do metric, that parking lot is almost a mile away!

You’ve bin poisonous, homeless and evil, rubbish!

Don’t waste your chance.

This translation sounds like some sort of vague rant.

Nicest homele3ss shelter I’ve ever seen!

Is this a refuse refuge?

But! I already have a home. You insulting Chineesee plick.

@DNT 0411 I don;t think it is the distance, I think it is its attitude.

All we are saying is give pieces a chance.

This is the nicest trailer park I’ve ever seen.

Unfortunately, homeless rubbish isn’t very litterate.

“One of us! One of us!”

♪ 哦，我爱圾…♪
♪ (Oh, I love Trash…)

– 啊斯卡牢骚
(Oscar the Grouch)

♪ Maybe Xi is one of us, just a slob like one of us… ♪

@Dr. Lex:

Oops. Maybe I should have instead written:
过敏的啊斯卡 or 牢骚的啊斯卡 ?

One man’s trash is another man’s bestie.

♪ In the parkland, the trashy parkland, the garbage lays tonight… ♪
♪ A wei ma wei, a wei ma wei, a wei ma wei, a wei ma wei…♪

(Just thought I’d write the refrain in pinyin for grins.)

@Pete | 3:13 pm: Thanks, I’ll use any excuse to make a bad pun:
*ahem* When using the parking lot, please park between the white lions.

@Pete | 3:13 pm: Also, now I’d like to hear a Chinese girl band sing that song!

@DnT: 6:04:

KIMBA !!!!

I LOVED Kimba cartoons when I was a little kid!

Let’s give Rubbish a home