Please, anything to remove the horniness…

posted on 19 Mar 2018 in Toiletries

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Photo courtesy of Donna Hays.
Found in Japan. 

22 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    One can never be roo horny

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Well if you genly rub old horny then cream will follow

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |

    An old horny layer needs a good X-foliant.

  4. Droll not troll | 4:42 am |

    Be gentle with that old horny layer. We need the eggs.

  5. DrLex | 4:49 am |

    A facial could be considered a horny layer, I guess.

  6. seventy2rd o clock | 5:04 am |

    Never try facial thing with an old horny!

  7. Yu No Hoo | 5:18 am |

    Old? Horny? Use our fine gran-ular treatment.

  8. Droll not troll | 5:22 am |

    You can certainly get protein and enzymes from old horny!

  9. Marum | 5:34 am |

    ♫On top of old horny,
    Making love at high-noon,
    There I lost my true love,
    By spurting too soon♪

    For premature ejaculation,
    Will frustrate you lover,
    And if she never gets there,
    Your romance is over.💞

  10. seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |

    Remove old horny simply by getting a new horny.

  11. Long Tom | 5:44 am |

    If you’re not in the mood, just throw a handful of this powder in your partner’s face.

    Also a great weapon against sexual predators.

  12. Pete | 6:15 am |

    If this is the mild formula, I hesitate to ask what the extreme strength formula does…

  13. Long Tom | 7:38 am |

    Pete: To stop rapists forever.

  14. Frank Burns | 1:47 pm |

    If I want to stop the old horny layer, I just think of Rosie O’Donnell.

  15. Pete | 2:48 pm |

    @FB 1:47:

    Or Joy Behar or Whoopie Goldberg or….etc., etc.

  16. Long Tom | 5:26 pm |

    @Frank Burns: Probably why Rosie O’Donnell came out as a lesbian. She couldn’t find any boyfriends.

  17. Marum | 5:51 am |

    @Long Tom 0544.

    Gunpowder??

  18. Marum | 5:54 am |

    Preferably, behind a 44 calibre projectile. Nein?

  19. Light Code | 4:39 pm |

    Behold the power of a facial. Contains enzymes and protein that will not only remove your horniness but also keep your skin clear and smooth.
    Buy now!

  20. Droll not troll | 6:58 pm |

    May contain potassium bromide.

  21. Long Tom | 2:46 pm |

    Marum: I was thinking akin to MACE or pepper spray.

  22. Peter | 10:43 am |

    Nope thanks, I’ll keep the horny layer

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